Where do you come in? Well...
The California Browncoats are auctioning off two Tuckerizations in this story, to benefit Equality Now. You can find details, and a link to the auction, in their original post. The first Tuckerization auction is live now; the second will be going live on November 20th.
What do you get if you win? Well:
1. I will write you into the story.
2. You will die horribly.
3. It will be awesome.
Also, if there is ever a printed edition of "San Diego 2014," I will supply two copies to the California Browncoats, signed, to be delivered to the winners of these auctions. This is one of the biggest tragedies in the history of the Newsflesh universe, and you have a chance to be a part of it. Literally. I mean, you can die.
Questions? Ask 'em here! And consider wanting a little zombie mayhem for your holiday season.