Go ahead. Take a peek.
Behold the pretty:
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD IT'S THE COVER TO DISCOUNT ARMAGEDDON AND IT'S GORGEOUS!
The cover artist is Aly Fell, who has the right mix of sexy, sweet, strange, and hysterically bizarre (and was actually my choice, thus proving that sometimes, you can have your cheesecake and eat it, too).
Meet Verity Price.
Crazy gets all the knives.