urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire The Journal of Seanan McGuire Seanan McGuire 2009-04-07T01:24:34Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire:98855 2009-04-07T01:24:34Z 2009-04-07T01:24:34Z Counting Crows, 'Have You Seen Me Lately?' Time once again for my favorite semi-regular feature, <i>Horrible Things What Seanan's Proofreaders Say To Her</i>. Today's special guest star is Brooke, taking us for a tour of her wonderful, terrible lagoon with the following gems.<br /><br />* "Sort of" and "real" need to have a totally hot double date together in the wishy-washy modifier bistro, which is way more romantic than this sentence. Hop in, guys! Alligatormousine will take you right there! Chop chop! Cupid awaits!<br /><br />* This digression is mildly boring. Toby is bored because she's bad at it, but not the kind of bored where she starts fights, so I'm bored too.<br /><br />* Needs a serving of Pronoun-Aid, The Handy Kitchen Helper That Clarifies While-U-Wait.<br /><br />* That would be a really affecting sentence except for how it starts with almost. ALMOST! ALLIGATOR AQUACISE HOUR! 10% discount when you sign up for two classes at the Lagoon fitness center!<br /><br />Bless you, Brooke, for the way you abuse me. Also, I suggest you lock the doors tonight before you go to bed. <i>I know where you sleep</i>.