urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire The Journal of Seanan McGuire Seanan McGuire 2008-06-21T03:22:37Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire:8974 2008-06-21T03:22:37Z 2008-06-21T03:22:37Z Jason Mraz, 'You and I Both.' Dear brain:<br /><br />'Chair' and 'cherry' are not the same word. If, by some horrible quirk in the functionality of the universe, you manage to begin dictating what things mean, please consider screwing with some other words. Words which do not have an impact on a major part of my summertime diet. Because seriously, here, I don't want to eat my desk chair, and I don't want to sit in my cherries.<br /><br />In other news, you're very strange sometimes.<br /><br />Love,<br />Me.