urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire The Journal of Seanan McGuire Seanan McGuire 2012-11-01T00:53:05Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire:474854 2012-11-01T00:53:05Z 2012-11-01T00:53:05Z Bridgit Mendler, "Ready or Not." I'm working on an InCryptid-universe novella called "Bad Dream Girl," about Antimony and roller derby. And I need derby names!<br /><br />So here's your chance. Suggest your best, wildest roller derby names, following these simple rules. The best derby names will appear in the story, giving you bragging rights. The rules:<br /><br />1. Avoid profanity.<br />2. Sexual and violent innuendo is cool, "kill them all" is not.<br />3. Do not intentionally use the name of an existing derby girl.<br /><br />I'm looking for terrible puns and bad jokes in name form. There <i>is</i> a database of roller derby names; I'm not using it both because it's extensive enough to have become extremely tortured, and because I'd like some believable variety. So come on. Help a girl out, and take to the track with Antimony and her team.<br /><br />Game on!