urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire The Journal of Seanan McGuire Seanan McGuire 2008-09-30T19:45:21Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire:40806 2008-09-30T19:45:21Z 2008-09-30T19:45:21Z Seanan McGuire, 'Snapshots.' Take four slices of bread, two tomatoes, ketchup, A-1 steak sauce (original), black pepper, and granulated garlic. Instructions are per sandwich.<br /><br />Apply ketchup to the bread, thoroughly. I mean, you want to just goop it on there like you were trying to use it as a hair gel substitute in a high school production of <i>Grease</i>. Once your bread is all ketchup-ed up, apply A-1 sauce. Just puddle it on one piece of bread, and then stick the bread together to spread it.<br /><br />Put the black pepper on one slice of bread. Put the granulated garlic on the other slice of bread.<br /><br />Slice a tomato as thinly as possible, and stack on one slice of bread. Close the sandwich. Repeat with the second sandwich. Now eat as quickly as possible, as your condiments have already begun to consume the bread.<br /><br />Does not travel well.