urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire The Journal of Seanan McGuire Seanan McGuire 2010-03-23T16:54:31Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:seanan_mcguire:218972 2010-03-23T16:54:31Z 2010-03-23T16:54:31Z Rob Zombie, "Living Dead Girl." It's time for today's TOTALLY SILLY CONTEST!<br /><br />So I'm doing the web content for MiraGrant.com. Those of you familiar with <a href="http://www.seananmcguire.com/">my main website</a> may have noticed that I have multiple bios, some of them deeply, deeply silly in nature, posted on the site. Since Mira doesn't have quite the history I do, and I haven't had the chance to solicit bios for her from my friends, I need <i>something</i> to guarantee the depth of content to which my readers have become accustomed (OCD cat is OCD). So!<br /><br />You know Chuck Norris?<br /><br />That.<br /><br />I'm looking for UTTERLY INSANE statements about Mira Grant. Things like "Mira Grant isn't afraid of the thing under your bed. Mira Grant <i>is</i> the thing under your bed." Or "Mira Grant goes down to the quarry any time she damn well wants to."<br /><br />Leave your suggestions as comments on this post. I will collect the best (and weirdest) for posting on Mira's website, because I have no hobbies that don't involve utter insanity. There will be prizes! I don't know what those prizes will be, but they, too, will probably be a little odd. (Sadly, I can't promise a copy of <i>Feed</i> until I've done some local accounting, but there will be <i>something</i>.)<br /><br />Come on. You know you want to.