There's an effing turtleoid in shades of blue There's an effing turtleoid in shades of blue It has riders rope en-wrapped Yes the title's "Castle Kidnapped" But it's got NO turtleoids of any hue.
Though I did make John DeChancie a sculpture of the thing after we discussed it to death in the SF echo on Fidonet. :)
March 18 2009, 19:35:01 UTC 8 years ago
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March 18 2009, 20:55:24 UTC 8 years ago
They reviewed my book in Locus Magazine,
But they way they synopsized it,
I barely recognized it...
I lived in fear of the bimbo for years.
Not to forget the FBT
March 19 2009, 01:52:28 UTC 8 years ago
There's an effing turtleoid in shades of blue
It has riders rope en-wrapped
Yes the title's "Castle Kidnapped"
But it's got NO turtleoids of any hue.
Though I did make John DeChancie a sculpture of the thing after we discussed it to death in the SF echo on Fidonet. :)
March 19 2009, 03:04:38 UTC 8 years ago
He is big and he is hairy
Though the story's not that scary...
There's a laser on the cover of the book 2x
It's a philosophic story
But the cover must be gory...
There's a white guy on the cover of the book 2x
The heroine is black
But with art that cuts no slack...