So when I originally approached the readership of this journal and said 'lo, what should I include in my site FAQ section?', roughly half the people who responded said 'horror movie survival.' So yes, there's an actual section on getting out of a horror movie with your skin and sanity reasonably intact.
Feel proud of yourselves.
So now that the horror FAQ is underway, I ask you...what all should be included? What burning questions do you have about the things out there that want to make you die -- and maybe more important, what questions do you have about staying alive? Remember, only you can defeat the crawling terror from beyond the stars. Unless, y'know, it eats you first.
Do you have any survival tips for the Vasquez? Because those of us who are (a) brunette, (b) prepared for the zombie apocalypse, and (c) not love interest material are usually dead by final credits.
I'm increasingly fascinated by TV Tropes, because they really don't seem to specialize in, well, all the horror movies ever. I have buckets of (blood) movies where the Vasquez lives, but those just get used as proof of trope inversion. It's...odd.
February 25 2009, 20:16:17 UTC 8 years ago
A link: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Ma
February 26 2009, 01:42:10 UTC 8 years ago
I shall ponder this query more.