So when I originally approached the readership of this journal and said 'lo, what should I include in my site FAQ section?', roughly half the people who responded said 'horror movie survival.' So yes, there's an actual section on getting out of a horror movie with your skin and sanity reasonably intact.
Feel proud of yourselves.
So now that the horror FAQ is underway, I ask you...what all should be included? What burning questions do you have about the things out there that want to make you die -- and maybe more important, what questions do you have about staying alive? Remember, only you can defeat the crawling terror from beyond the stars. Unless, y'know, it eats you first.
What is the best food to keep on hand in case of a Zombie Apocalypse?
When and how is it appropriate to tell your a)slow b)promiscuous c)zombie bait friends that "it's not you it's me, we should see other survival groups."?
This one amuses me because the movie in which the zombies were established as only wanting brains, Return of the Living Dead, is largely dismissed as a poor example of the genre. Actual Romero zombies don't care what part of the living they're consuming.
February 26 2009, 01:31:15 UTC 8 years ago
When and how is it appropriate to tell your a)slow b)promiscuous c)zombie bait friends that "it's not you it's me, we should see other survival groups."?
February 26 2009, 02:36:44 UTC 8 years ago
Brains. You're going to end up as a zombie sooner or later, so you may as well plan ahead.
February 26 2009, 05:38:44 UTC 8 years ago
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