So when I originally approached the readership of this journal and said 'lo, what should I include in my site FAQ section?', roughly half the people who responded said 'horror movie survival.' So yes, there's an actual section on getting out of a horror movie with your skin and sanity reasonably intact.
Feel proud of yourselves.
So now that the horror FAQ is underway, I ask you...what all should be included? What burning questions do you have about the things out there that want to make you die -- and maybe more important, what questions do you have about staying alive? Remember, only you can defeat the crawling terror from beyond the stars. Unless, y'know, it eats you first.
Q. Once you realize that you're trapped in a horror movie, is it already Too Late, or can you escape by (a) forcing the movie to switch genres, (b) breaking the fourth wall, (c) using other characters as cannon fodder, and/or (d) bribing the writers to keep you alive in hopes of sequels?
curious
February 25 2009, 19:32:12 UTC 8 years ago
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