Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: cold
  • Music: Vixy on the phone with a friend of hers.

Seattle wants me dead.

Well, the weather outside is frightful...

...okay, yeah, that's about where it stops right now. Seriously. The snow in the front yard is up to mid-calf on me, and it is now snowing again. Huge, horrible flakes of white are pelting down on the world outside the window, getting thicker and heavier all the time. The weather forecast says that it's raining right now. Look, people. I'm from California, and even I can tell that THIS IS NOT RAIN, OKAY?!

So far, I've missed attending a Christmas party (due to frozen slush blocking access to the roads), and failed to convince Vixy to take me to buy groceries (due to frozen slush getting covered under a blanket of new-fallen snow). We are now seriously discussing the functionality of getting to Portland tomorrow. Perhaps what the weather does not understand is that if it tries to keep me from Voodoo Doughnut, I will cause it pain.

(Seriously, Persephone, I realize that you're having fantastic 'I just got home after six months of living with my mother oh my God that woman needs Prozac' sex with Hades all over the over Underworld, but you need to cut this shit out. If there's one more blizzard, I'm sending him a copy of Busty Chinese Moon Goddesses monthly and spiking your coffee with sleeping pills.)

The snow is falling even harder now, and is threatening to cancel tonight's rehearsal. Do not want. If you hear reports that the rest of my books are being ghost-written by Lilly, it's because I froze to death in Seattle. LAND OF SNOW.
Tags: cranky blonde is cranky, vixy, weather woes
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seanan_mcguire

December 31 2008, 04:51:57 UTC 8 years ago

Seriously, she needs to not go that enthusiastically for the getting laid.

hoppytoad79

December 31 2008, 06:20:10 UTC 8 years ago

Even if Hades were sleeping on the couch, there'd still be winter because she's with her DH and Mommy's all bummed her little girl isn't there. Or is it that Persephone is underground and not there to make the flowers bloom and the birds sing? I forget.

seanan_mcguire

January 1 2009, 21:07:44 UTC 8 years ago

See, I figure that the happier Persephone is, the more miserable Demeter is. So when Hades discovered cunnilingus, we had the Little Ice Age.

hoppytoad79

January 1 2009, 23:34:42 UTC 8 years ago

*spits tea all over the keyboard and monitor* A beverage warning would've been nice. ;D You have a most unique, unforgetable way of putting things.

seanan_mcguire

January 2 2009, 06:46:52 UTC 8 years ago

But...but...how do I give a beverage warning on something shorter than a paragraph? Does not compute!

hoppytoad79

January 2 2009, 07:43:26 UTC 8 years ago

Good point. I'll just make sure I don't have anything in my mouth when I read your posts, then.