busy1. Comment here.
2. Tell the RNG why you should win.
3. Indicate if you are international, and if so,
4. Indicate your willingness to pay postage.
That's all!
Three winners will be chosen on Monday, February 27th, two by the random number generator, and one according to my whim.
Game on!
February 27 2017, 06:15:12 UTC 4 months ago
2. Hello lovely random number generator, I hope you are doing well on this fine evening. I hope you will honor me by your choice. It will allow me not only to devour this next tale with glee, but also spread the joy that is conservation of cryptid species, fighting the good fight, a healthy dose of sarcasm and Aeslin Mice to those unfortunate souls among my community who are not yet aware of them. (Also, these tales are a lovely distraction from the exhausting slog that is graduate school, and an inspiration/motivation that completing my thesis will be worth it in the end. btw, Alex and I would get along like a house on fire in terms of field work - I could be a great minion if he and Shelby need one)
3. I hail from the wet, green, and currently muddy north pacific coast of the US, and
4. will happily pay postage.