Welcome to the last of the Thirteen Days of Hogswatch. Each giveaway has different rules and a different deadline, although all prizes will be mailed on December 30th, because I am bad at going to the post office (and also, I am avoiding the post office as much as possible until that other winter holiday is over).
The final giveaway is for a mystery prize. Everybody loves a mystery. This is going to be a random number drawing, because honestly, that is all I am managing to keep up with. So...
1. To enter, comment on this post.
2. If you are international, indicate both this and your willingness to pay postage.
3. Tell me how good you've been this year, and why the RNG should favor you.
4. That's it.
I will choose the winner at 1PM PST on Tuesday, December 20th.
Game on!
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December 13 2016, 19:19:35 UTC 6 months ago
I've been good this year because I joined Patreon for the first time (for seanan!), and the RNG should favor me because dealing with consumerism and people I share DNA with always results in holiday stress/sickness and bah humbuginess. Also, yes, a good mystery/surprise prize is awesome!
December 13 2016, 19:20:40 UTC 6 months ago Edited: December 13 2016, 19:21:58 UTC
2. Not international
3. I've managed to not yell at idiots for them missing obvious things in software testing, I have regularly brushed 2 cats' teeth (see icon, the newest one is in the initial stages of training). The RNG should favor me because I have used the old UC Davis Lava-Lamps RNG as well as the atmospheric noise one so I really appreciate a good RND.
4. Thank you for doing this.
Edited to correct icon, the original one was another pair of cats but they didn't get their teeth brushed ... though they did get some high maintenance food ... venison and green pea due to allergies to chicken in any form from egg to meat to...
December 13 2016, 19:25:52 UTC 6 months ago
Canadian and will pay postage
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December 13 2016, 19:30:29 UTC 6 months ago
Goodness level: On a scale of gravel to mountains, I have been a fair sized knoll.
I would hope the RNG would not favor me, because then it would not be a RNG. All hail the RNG.
May the Hogfather have mercy on my soul.
~fin~
December 13 2016, 19:31:33 UTC 6 months ago
I have been very good this year - at least, by my standards. The RNG should favor me because if it doesn't I will find it and reprogram it.
*ahem*
I mean, it should favor me because I am good and kind and deserving.
December 13 2016, 19:34:10 UTC 6 months ago
I feel that I've been moderately good this year:
- I have continued to provide food and shelter for the aged feral tomcats who like to sleep on my woodpile in my back yard.
- I have not (yet) built a doomsday device in my basement.
- I don't know if it is a plus or minus with the RNG gods that I have been trolling scam callers by answering with my best "numbers station" impression using a list of randomly generated numbers printed on a card and kept in my phone case for this purpose.
December 13 2016, 19:36:50 UTC 6 months ago Edited: December 13 2016, 19:37:22 UTC
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December 13 2016, 19:42:16 UTC 6 months ago
I've been fair to partly good, I suppose. Should be better. :(
December 13 2016, 19:43:11 UTC 6 months ago
MYSTERY!
December 13 2016, 19:42:39 UTC 6 months ago
How good have I been? Meh, I'm pretty naughty for a nice guy. Probably because my brain takes EVERYTHING dirty. I've been good enough to earn presents from Santa! :D
December 13 2016, 19:43:34 UTC 6 months ago
December 13 2016, 19:48:59 UTC 6 months ago
100% of my coworkers are still alive! Last I heard, 100% of my bone marrow recipients were alive! 100% of my cats are alive (suck it, Schroedinger).
I didn't vote for downward turnip.
December 13 2016, 19:50:23 UTC 6 months ago
December 13 2016, 19:50:35 UTC 6 months ago
I've been fairly good? not as good as I wish, and I'm working on it. But I have TOTALLY been working on my self esteem, and as a sign of it getting better, I'm going to say I deserve it because I wants it, precious.
And then I'm going to think about whether anyone really DESERVES anything really. And the nature of deserving. and gratitude. And, oh god the ele....
I think you're nifty, Seanan McGuire.
December 13 2016, 19:52:39 UTC 6 months ago
Thank you for all the giveaways, and for being amazing always.
December 13 2016, 19:52:53 UTC 6 months ago
Not international.
I spent money building a new fence to keep my asshole dogs in rather than spending in on something cool.
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December 13 2016, 19:53:32 UTC 6 months ago
I've tried to be very good this year! My big project of the year was giving birth to a baby, so I'm learning a lot about what it means to be human from the ground up.
December 13 2016, 19:55:53 UTC 6 months ago
I've been very good this year. I donated plasma all summer long and will be starting it up again this week after a hiatus to move 600 miles from home for true love. By the end of July next year, I'll be living with my boyfriend and his kids and be utterly blissful. I hope that the RNG turns a kind eye towards me because of giving back to my community from my very blood. Oh, and true love. That should always be rewarded. :)
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