If you've read this before, feel free to skip, although there may be interesting new things to discover and know beyond the cut.
Anyway, here you go:
Who are you?
My name is Seanan McGuire, as noted above; I'm the author of the Toby Daye series, the first thirteen of which have been sold to DAW Books (the first nine, Rosemary and Rue, A Local Habitation, An Artificial Night, Late Eclipses, One Salt Sea, Ashes of Honor, Chimes at Midnight, The Winter Long, and A Red-Rose Chain are available now from a bookstore near you). I am also the author of the InCryptid series, the first seven of which have been sold to DAW books (the first five, Discount Armageddon, Midnight Blue Light Special, Half-Off Ragnarok, Pocket Apocalypse, and Chaos Choreography are available now). I have two short fiction series, "Sparrow Hill Road" (completed) and "Velveteen vs." (ongoing). Sparrow Hill Road was released by DAW Books in 2014. The "Velveteen vs." stories are being collected in print form, and can also be read for free online. This may change in the future, so read 'em quick!
My latest universe is the setting of Eleanor West's School for Wayward Children; the first, Every Heart A Doorway, is available now.
I also write as Mira Grant (www.miragrant.com), author of the Newsflesh trilogy. All three volumes are available now in the US and UK. Feed was selected as a Publishers Weekly Best Book of 2010, and all three books were nominated for the Hugo Award. My latest work as Mira, Chimera, is on shelves now, and is the sequel to Symbiont. My next work as Mira, RISE, will be out in June.
I'm the author of several other books, all of which are in various states of completion, and all of which I tend to talk about at great and exhausting length. I'm fascinated by the entire writing process, from concept through to revisions, and I love the publishing process just as much, even as it drives me slowly out of my tree. According to Brooke, I probably have twenty-nine pan-dimensional clones writing for me, because it's the only way to explain my output.
I won the 2010 John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. It came with a tiara. The podcast I was part of for several years, the SF Squeecast, won the Hugo Award for Best Fancast in 2012, and again in 2013, before we recused ourselves from further nominations. Neither award came with a tiara. I was nominated for five Hugo Awards in 2013. I enjoy over-achieving.
In more general detail, I'm a highly excitable West Coast blonde who spends much of her time writing books, poetry, and short stories, enjoys television, movies, and literature, and has an unhealthy relationship with Photoshop. I'm in the process of moving to the Pacific Northwest, which has slowed my response times dramatically. I'm a filker, which means I participate gleefully in the filk community and culture. I have three CDs currently available, Wicked Girls, Stars Fall Home (which was expanded, remastered, and re-released in 2013), and Creature Feature. My first two CDs, Pretty Little Dead Girl and Red Roses and Dead Things, are out of print, but you may be able to find copies at your local filk dealer. My next CD, Saint of Thorns, is expected in late 2016.
I like to walk, argue about the X-Men, watch bad horror movies, and rail against modern standards of feminine beauty, which tend to piss me off. I have opinions about pretty much everything, and an unfortunate tendency to share them at the top of my lungs.
Toby Daye? Tell me more.
October "Toby" Daye is a San Francisco private investigator who happens—much to her frequent chagrin—to be a changeling, the result of a marriage between a human and one of the fae. Life as a changeling is hard enough without getting yourself involved in pureblood politics, but Toby's never been good at doing things the easy way. The first in the series is Rosemary and Rue, an urban fantasy/murder mystery that's probably best described as "fairy tale noir." Think Fables meets Jim Butcher and you'll be in the right zip code, if not exactly the right neighborhood.
The first thirteen books in the series have been purchased by DAW Books. I'm currently working on book eleven, The Brightest Fell. Yes, I work several books ahead of whatever is currently "now." This is to give me time to edit them to my satisfaction, and to make sure that, if I get hit by a bus tomorrow, my agent has plenty to work with.
Are you expecting that bus thing?
What about InCryptid?
The InCryptid books are about a family of cryptozoologists with a rather surreal approach to monster-hunting. They're somewhat lighter than the Toby books, which makes them nice candy for my brain, although they're definitely not fluffy. DAW has purchased the first seven books in the series. I'm currently in the middle of revising book six.
Tell me about the Mira Grant books.
The Newsflesh trilogy is a set of science fiction zombie political thrillers. The first, Feed, follows the journalistic adventures of Shaun and Georgia Mason twenty years after the dead got back up and started making things difficult. The second, Deadline, picks up in the aftermath of that campaign, and Blackout brings it all home. Yes, it's a closed series with an actual ending. Wonders will never cease.
Parasite is the first in a new trilogy, and is about genetically engineered tapeworms, identity, family, and corporate greed. It was also my first major hardcover. The sequel, Symbiont, was released in November 2014, and Chimera was released in 2015.
What else are you working on?
Oh, loads of things, and you should check my "current projects" tag for a full and detailed list. In summary, however, I'm researching Nativity of Chance, an urban fantasy in the Tim Powers style of weird; working on a variety of short pieces; and writing Sit, Stay, I Hate You, the second of the Clady Porter adventures. I don't slow down very often.
Who are these people you keep talking about?
Because golly, that's not a small ask or anything. We'll begin with my geographically closest female friends: Kate, maintainer of the Home for Lost Children and House of Stripping, and Carrie, who is secretly a Batman villain. Sunil is as big of a media-junkie as I am, and is thus a frequent ally in my battle to watch absolutely everything good that's on TV.
My days are survived largely through the assistance of Vixy, Amy, Deborah, Brooke (who will one day destroy us all with SCIENCE), Jennifer, Erin, Rae, and Cat. Mary, Wesley, and Simon are located in the mysterious South, but still come up with reasonable frequency. Chris is my professional Taxi Whore, and has been dragged on more whack-ass adventures than anyone else on the planet, while Shawn has been voted Most Likely To Have Me On His Phone Demanding Bedtime Stories.
I belong to the band Lady Mondegreen, along with Merav, Batya, and Amy the Fiddler (and a whole lot of other people, but these are the ones I perform with the most frequently). I also do a lot of solo performing, where "solo" means "I draft as many guest musicians as I can get my hands on." The semi-usual crew of the rotating not-a-band includes Bill and Brenda Sutton, Dr. Mary Crowell, Paul Kwinn, Tony Fabris, Vixy, Alisa and Luis Garcia, Amy (again), and several others. My recording engineers are Kristoph Klover and Jeff Bohnhoff.
I reference a lot of other folks, family members and beloved friends, but these are the ones you're most likely to encounter without actual context to tell you who they are. I just assume you've figured that part out by now. (The actual dramatis personae of my life would be much, much longer, require an entry of its own, and probably make me insane. So if I left you off the list above, don't kill me.)
Can I friend you?
Please. Feel free. I love having friends.
Can I unfriend you?
Please, again, feel free—although, so it's said, I periodically clean up my lists, and unfriend anyone who's unfriended me. It's the flip-side of "I used to automatically friend." I don't know why some people take this as a rejection, but they do, so I'm just saying: if you leave the party, I will eventually clear your stuff out of the closet. Especially since I've hit the point where LJ doesn't allow me to have any more friends.
Why don't you comment on my journal?
Because I am outnumbered by the rest of the world, I don't actually have time to read everyone I have friended, and the odds are good that I haven't seen your post. I apologize for that, but really, I only get the standard number of hours in the day, no matter what I may make it look like. It's all smoke, mirrors, and a few well-placed broccoli clones. If you've posted something you think I should see, please let me know.
Can I link/quote/Metaquote you?
Absolutely, unless the post was locked in some way (in which case I appreciate being asked, since I probably locked it for a reason). I figure once I put something here, it's public, so there's really no point in trying to shoo people away. Now, at the same time, I like to know what people are saying, so I do ask that a) you let me know, and b) that you ask folks to comment on my LJ, rather than wherever it is you're linking me from (unless you're using the link to support a post of your own, in which case, more power to you). Consider this blanket and forever permission.
You mentioned albums? What kind of albums?
I'm a filk musician—I write and compose science-fiction, fantasy, and horror-related songs, some of which wind up getting recorded and released on semi-professional CDs. I have three CDs currently available, all of which can be acquired either through filk dealers or CDBaby.com. You can hear samples at my website. I highly recommend them, both because I made them, and because I think they're quite good. Also, the more copies I sell, the fewer copies will be in my living room. I like getting CDs out of my house, yes, I do. I also appear on Vixy and Tony's Thirteen, and Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff's Grated Hits.
Why do you post so much?
Because I think a lot, and because it's fun. It makes me happy to participate in discussion, share my opinions, and hear your opinions.
Do you really think you're all that? I mean, Disney Halloweentown princess? Come on.
No. But I do have a lot of opinions, and this is my place for sharing them. I invite discussion, but not flaming; if you want to come here and talk to me about why something isn't the way I say it is, I'd love to hear from you, as long as you can be nice about it.
Do you sleep?
Do you have cats?
Yes, I do. I have two Maine Coons, both from Pinecoon Cattery in Seattle, Washington. The elder of the pair, Alice, is six years old; her full name is "Alice Price-Healy Little Liddel Abernathy McGuire." My youngest, Thomas, is four years old. His full name is "Thomas Price Lynn Rhymer Taylor O'Malley McGuire."
I love my cats.
Is there anything I should know before I decide whether I want to read this journal?
I'm blonde, female, Californian, addicted to Diet Dr Pepper and candy corn, a Stephen King fan, and an unwilling X-Men addict. I love musicals and cheesy movies, and can often be found spending entire weekends on the treadmill in my back room, watching terrible horror movies on SyFy. I helped write the Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus drinking game. I am a bona fide Halloween girl and an old school horror babe who loves the monster in her closet. I game, therefore I am. I collect My Little Ponies, Monster High dolls, ball-jointed dolls, and stuffed animals. I have an unholy fondness for extremely deadly diseases. I, for one, welcome our new giant squid overlords. Most of my close friends are geographically far away, but that doesn't stop me from hanging out with them to a stupid degree. Like Lilo, I remember everyone who leaves me, and sometimes I still cry for people who went away years ago. This doesn't stop me from loving people. I am a Disney Princess with a chainsaw, a pretty little dead girl, and totally prepared for the inevitable zombie invasion.
I believe in freedom of speech, religion, choice, dress, reading material, movement, diet, information, and pretty much everything you're likely to encounter in life. I do not approve of censorship in any form, although I also think that saying something mean just because you can is one of the lowest forms of human behavior. I hate it when people try to play their friends off one another, and wish everyone would just calm the hell down already. I loathe plagiarism but adore pastiche and homage—the difference is often in the credit. I vote Democrat in almost all instances, just because the alternatives are worse for me. I believe in equal rights for men, women, children, animals, homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, Christians, Jews, Pagans, Buddhists, Scientologists, Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, people who like Stephen Schwartz musicals, the man with the hat made of cheese, and the lady who thinks she's a squirrel.
I read books about terrible diseases for fun, and own far too much BPAL. I love The Librarians, Leverage, Law & Order: SVU, So You Think You Can Dance, Doctor Who, Fringe, Elementary, Steven Universe, and the first two Resident Evil movies, and remain bitter about the way Buffy ended and the cancellation of Freakylinks and Cupid. I had the entire soundtrack to Little Shop of Horrors memorized by the time I turned eight. I don't always remember to give context. My favorite colors are orange and green. I love anything pumpkin, including perfume. I eat too much frozen yogurt, and way, way too many tomatoes. There are times when I live in the Babylon Wood and times when I don't, times when I represent myself in poetry through the rose owl and times when I don't, times when I laugh and times when I cry. I try to be a good person. I frequently even manage it. And I very rarely mean anyone any harm.