Welcome to the last of the Thirteen Days of Hogswatch. Each giveaway in this year's extravaganza has come with different rules and a different deadline, although all prizes will be mailed on December 30th, because I am bad at going to the post office (and also, avoiding the post office until that other winter holiday is over).
The thirteenth, and last, giveaway is for a MYSTERY ITEM of some kind. What will it be? No one knows! Not even me. This is going to be a random number drawing, because why I said so. So...
1. To enter, comment on this post.
2. If you are international, indicate both this and your willingness to pay postage.
3. Tell me one thing you hope the prize is. (ETA: Please only ask for things I might actually have. I can't give you a new job or world peace. I wish I could.)
4. Tell me one thing you hope the prize is not.
5. Tell me why the RNG should pick you.
I will choose the winner at 1PM PST on Sunday, December 20th.
Game on!
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December 13 2015, 23:51:15 UTC 1 year ago
2. US
3. A NEW JOB
4. A spider
5. To make up for the rejection letter for the job I was really hoping for.
December 14 2015, 00:22:09 UTC 1 year ago
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December 14 2015, 00:01:01 UTC 1 year ago
Happy Holidays from Ohio, USA
A box of good chocolates
A rutabaga
Why not
December 14 2015, 00:05:13 UTC 1 year ago
I hope the prize is an ARC of the new Toby Daye.
I hope the prize is not a hairball from your cats.
The RNG should pick me because the random number should come up with the number of my comment.
December 14 2015, 00:13:15 UTC 1 year ago
1 year ago
December 14 2015, 00:15:16 UTC 1 year ago
4. A copy of Feed, because I have Feed already in multiple formats, which is great, but another would be excessive.
5. Because it would comfort me as I write my dissertation, and I would whisper to sea slugs songs of its glories.
(domestic)
December 14 2015, 00:16:12 UTC 1 year ago
I really hope the prize is a Tangible Something (song or poem or story or something in between) set in Toby's 'verse. If it isn't such a Thing (but is some other, entirely different Thing) I will be just as happy - this was the first Thing that popped into my head.
I really hope the prize is not your latest experiment in interesting infections. I mean, I love your stories and songs about those topics, I just don't think I could properly appreciate the real-world incarnation of them. Something about liking my personal autonomy and health, I dunno.
The RNG should pick me because I enjoy statistical improbabilities that somehow, magically, become realities.
December 14 2015, 00:31:35 UTC 1 year ago
2. in the US
3. copy of indexing reflections
4. a poster
5. I've been a very good girl this year ;)
December 14 2015, 00:32:14 UTC 1 year ago
3) I hope it is musical or something to do with Tybalt.
4) Hairballs
5) Because I don't remember the last time I won anything.
December 14 2015, 00:33:51 UTC 1 year ago Edited: December 14 2015, 00:34:45 UTC
USofA
wish it were: cd with Wicked Girls on it.
hope it's not: Zombies.
because it's random
December 14 2015, 00:39:32 UTC 1 year ago
In the US.
Something made of cat hair.
Shellfish
The RNG should pick me because in its dark heart, it's concerned about the number of times I've watched Chairlift's Ch-Ching video and would like to stage a small intervention.
December 14 2015, 00:45:56 UTC 1 year ago
2. In the US of A
3. I would love a Wicked Girls shirt, if you had any. Or one of Unicorn Empire Sparrow Hill Road shirts.
4. I kind of hope it's not dolls. I know you love dolls, but I'm not a big fan, so let's go with no dolls.
5. The RNG should pick me because I really hardly ever win stuff and it would be really cool if I won. Really, really cool.
December 14 2015, 00:48:39 UTC 1 year ago
I hope the prize is not a Toby book because I have all the Toby books. (On that note: Thank you for Walther.)
The RNG should pick me because, unless someone has snuck in while I am typing this, my comment will be lucky number 13.
December 14 2015, 00:55:18 UTC 1 year ago
In the US.
I'd love music or a Chaos Choreography ARC.
No more Christmas cookies! We have way too much of a good thing here.
I made a propitiating sacrifice to the RNG already, so it needs to fulfill its side of the bargain.
December 14 2015, 01:15:20 UTC 1 year ago
2. USian here.
3. If I win, I hope it's Creature Feature. If I don't win, I hope it's something the winner really wants.
4. Anything alive. (I have enough pets, thanks!)
5. It should pick me because my number happens to come up. Any other reason would be kinda disturbing, as it would indicate that the RNG had become sentient and thus was no longer actually an RNG.
December 14 2015, 01:17:02 UTC 1 year ago
2. I'm in the US
3. Indexing: Reflections
4. The first Incryptid novel (since I've already read it)
5. The RNG should pick me because I have a cat in my icon
December 14 2015, 01:17:14 UTC 1 year ago
I hope it isn't something venomous, poisonous, or otherwise deadly.
Because I like things Seanan makes.
December 14 2015, 01:35:26 UTC 1 year ago
I hope this is NOT a spider, or an alligator lizard that might take up residence in my leg!
You should pick me because I'm wearing a red shirt and have green hair - yay for holiday spirit!
December 14 2015, 01:37:49 UTC 1 year ago
I hope it's not one of your CD's, only because I hardly ever listen to music. I used to, then I had kids.
The RNG should pick me because...why not? I'm as randomly wonderful as anyone else.
December 14 2015, 01:49:36 UTC 1 year ago
2. Domestic.
3. I hope it's a copy of Creature Feature, as I haven't been able to buy one yet.
4. I hope it is not a box of one dozen, starving, half crazed weasels.
5. The RNG should pick me because I am feeling lucky and have hot soup.
December 14 2015, 01:49:37 UTC 1 year ago
I hope the prize is not snakes...or frogs. While I don't think you would mail these things you never know.
The RNG should pick me since it hasn't picked me yet and 22 is great number. It's got 2 2's in it!
December 14 2015, 01:51:40 UTC 1 year ago
2) I am in the continental U.S.
3) A creepy doll.
4) A basilisk.
5) Because depression has been eating me alive and I need some happy.
December 14 2015, 01:55:25 UTC 1 year ago
2. I live in New Jersey. Although I'll pay domestic postage if it makes things easier for you.
3. I hope the prize is something to do with Rose Marshall's sub-universe.
4. I hope the prize isn't anything to do with zombies or plagues.
5. The RNG should pick me because I haven't yet won anything of yours.
December 14 2015, 01:55:27 UTC 1 year ago
hmm...a photo of you and your fuzzybutts! an MP3 of music! a postcard from your area!
i hope it's NOT one of the traveling spiders that walk across your property! :D
you should pick me because...i'm easy to please!
December 14 2015, 01:57:10 UTC 1 year ago
I hope it is not a bobcat. (Credit for the idea goes to XKCD 576)
The RNG should pick me because I know how to program one in MATLAB.
December 14 2015, 01:58:19 UTC 1 year ago Edited: December 14 2015, 08:50:06 UTC
Hope: a full set of any of your series in ebook format?
Do not want: the severed head of a zombie
RNG should pick me because: 42
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