Welcome to the thirteenth of the Twelve Days of Hogswatch. This is the last giveaway, and is numerically surprising. Surprise! Each giveaway will have different rules, and a different deadline, although all prizes will be mailed on December 29th, because I am bad at going to the post office (and also, still mailing shirts).
The thirteenth giveaway is for a mystery prize. What is it? NO ONE KNOWS, NOT EVEN ME. This is going to be a random number drawing, because that's working well so far.
1. To enter, comment on this post.
2. If you are international, indicate that you are willing/able to pay postage.
3. Tell me one thing you hope your prize is not. Do not tell me what you hope it is; if you do that, you will be ineligible to win.
I will choose the winner at 1PM PST on Sunday, December 27th.
MYSTERY PRIZE!
Game on!
December 25 2014, 13:15:24 UTC 2 years ago
2. Safely ensconced in America's limp wang, waiting for a storm to blow in from Cuba to deliver mosquitoes laden with K-A, thanks.
3. I hope my prize is not the Corn Maze. Not because rustling, unspeakable horror with convenient and thorough body disposal is inconvenient or unwanted, mind you, it's just that I have a very small yard, and would feel bad keeping it constrained. Nobody likes sad corn. Especially He Who Walks Behind the Rows.