How to enter:
Post a comment either containing or linking to a poem inspired by or related to this series. Because LJ lists all links as spam, your comment may appear to disappear. I will be manually unspamming all these comments, have no fear.
All forms of poetry are accepted, including song lyrics, limericks, and other such silliness. Please indicate in the original comment whether you're in the US or international.
How to win:
I will be using the RNG to choose a winner at noon PST on Monday, February 10th. Please watch this space, as I will be requesting that you send me your address pretty quickly, so that your prize can be mailed before I fly to New York for the remainder of the month.
Game on!
February 4 2014, 01:24:25 UTC 3 years ago
Aeslin mice, Hail!
Careful, bullets soon sail
twirl to the left,
feint to the right,
Is it a tango or a fight?
Lipstick, clutch purse, and mirrors,
won't save your life, my dears,
Hand grenades and throwing knives
Make the best accessories, I find.
Exploding bouncing balls,
birthday ambushes and deathtraps,
because when everything falls,
You'll survive, and that's a fact!
One final warning,
Don't let life be boring!
Mayhem, after all, can be fun!