tiredWelcome to the fourth of the Twelve Days of Hogswatch. I am starting a new giveaway every day between now and January 6th (the day after my birthday). Each giveaway has different rules, and a different deadline, although all prizes will be mailed on January 9th, because I am bad at going to the post office.
The fourth giveaway is for a shiny new copy of Carniepunk, an awesome anthology I participated in this summer. This is going to be a random number drawing with a twist, because I am sleepy (that's been happening a lot lately) but still silly. So...
1. To enter, comment on this post.
2. If you are international, indicate both this and your willingness to pay postage.
3. Tell me what position you are applying for on the Midway. Impress me.
4. That's it.
I will choose the winner at 1PM PST on Monday, December 30th.
Game on!
December 29 2013, 06:34:17 UTC 3 years ago
I see that someone else has already applied for a job as a Tarot reader. Probably just as well; while I'm often quite good at it, doing it for money makes me uncomfortable.
So instead I'll be the mechanic/technician who keeps all the rides and other machinery working, the "Scotty" for the Starship Midway. I seriously do have an uncanny rapport with machinery of every kind, and can often make it do things it was never designed to be able to do. I have the most fun working on devices that create special effects for the performers... smoke and mirrors doesn't even begin to cover it...