chipperWelcome to the second of the Twelve Days of Hogswatch. I will be starting a new giveaway every day between now and January 6th (the day after my birthday). Each giveaway will have different rules, and a different deadline, although all prizes will be mailed on January 9th, because I am bad at going to the post office.
This giveaway is for a shiny new copy of Velveteen vs. The Multiverse, the second volume in the adventures of Velma "Velveteen" Martinez, crankiest superheroine this side of the Mississippi. This is going to be a random number drawing with a twist, because I am silly. So...
1. To enter, comment on this post.
2. If you are international, indicate both this and your willingness to pay postage.
3. Explain your superpower. What is it? How does it work? What are your strengths and weaknesses?
I will choose the winner at 1PM PST on Monday, December 30th, by randomly selecting two heroes and deciding the outcome of a fight. (Note: "my superpower is I can do anything" means you will inevitably be defeated by Squirrel Girl. That's what she's for. Remember that in the Velveteen-verse, cunning and treachery often defeats raw strength.)
Game on!
December 29 2013, 23:12:35 UTC 3 years ago
My superpower is that I am capable of silence and/or grace unless I am trying to be either of those two things. If I trip on the top step of a flight of stairs on my own pantleg in 4-inch heels? I can manage to arrest my fall, not spill a drop of my opened drink, and catch my glasses as they fly off my face. If I'm trying to be silent? Every step will make noise, there will be something in my way that I will step on/run into, etc.. Sadly not terribly useful, but vastly entertaining to all those around....