Welcome to the second of the Twelve Days of Hogswatch. I will be starting a new giveaway every day between now and January 6th (the day after my birthday). Each giveaway will have different rules, and a different deadline, although all prizes will be mailed on January 9th, because I am bad at going to the post office.
This giveaway is for a shiny new copy of Velveteen vs. The Multiverse, the second volume in the adventures of Velma "Velveteen" Martinez, crankiest superheroine this side of the Mississippi. This is going to be a random number drawing with a twist, because I am silly. So...
1. To enter, comment on this post.
2. If you are international, indicate both this and your willingness to pay postage.
3. Explain your superpower. What is it? How does it work? What are your strengths and weaknesses?
I will choose the winner at 1PM PST on Monday, December 30th, by randomly selecting two heroes and deciding the outcome of a fight. (Note: "my superpower is I can do anything" means you will inevitably be defeated by Squirrel Girl. That's what she's for. Remember that in the Velveteen-verse, cunning and treachery often defeats raw strength.)
Game on!
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December 28 2013, 01:05:50 UTC 3 years ago
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December 28 2013, 01:19:05 UTC 3 years ago
In real life, my superpower is my annoying ability to KNOW who the killer is when I haven't seen/read that story before. This applies to both books and TV shows. The drawbacks? I usually end up slogging through half the story just to prove that I know who the killer is. Sadly, I haven't been wrong yet. This doesn't work when I think know or guess. Only when I know. And I can never point to something and say "There. That shoe/rock/photo. That's why person X is the killer."
December 28 2013, 05:18:53 UTC 3 years ago
My strength is keeping the morale up of people around me, generally endearing the people I convince to do things to me so that I have plenty of friends around to help, and always having something awesome and new to read. My biggest weakness is a marked lack of being able to talk people out of things instead.
December 28 2013, 09:26:00 UTC 3 years ago
December 28 2013, 10:48:10 UTC 3 years ago
My superpower is enabling those around me to win contests.
December 28 2013, 14:31:06 UTC 3 years ago
I have a couple of real-life superpowers. The first is useless in any kind of combat I can think of: My plate will contain the one bone that got left in the fish, or the one bean that didn't get strung properly, or the one bay leaf from a pot full of sauce. It's already a weakness, but I guess it'd be a strength if my team knew someone had snuck a single poison capsule into the diplomats' feast or something. (Still not much fun for me, but we'd save the diplomats.)
The other might come in handy for infiltration, but still not in an actual fight: I fly under the radar in tabletop board and card games. I don't always win, by any stretch, but I'm usually quietly doing better than anyone realizes (sometimes including me!) while they all interfere with one another and leave me alone, which can often turn into a surprise win when the victory points get tallied. It's even happened when another player specifically said he was keeping an eye on me. (7 Wonders: "I'm watching you, Science Girl," says the player on my left ... and then keeps feeding me science cards.) Weaknesses: not useful in the field; I'm a mere mortal and not in shape or anything, so a villain who took offense could pound me afterwards. So, not much good on a super-team, but James Bond might want to look me up. He'd have to teach me most normal games like baccarat, but I could save his tail at a convention where games like Settlers of Catan were involved. :)
December 28 2013, 18:46:34 UTC 3 years ago
2. Domestic
3. I can control people through my cooking/baking. No other clam chowder but mine shall suffice. Promises of firstborns for a single cookie are not uncommon. And my services are available... for a price.
December 28 2013, 21:19:42 UTC 3 years ago
December 29 2013, 00:52:42 UTC 3 years ago
This carries with it the ability to change things into other things -- so long as the things in question are called by the same word (or at least some form of it).
Not surprisingly, this works best when the word-relationship is either exact or a true homophone. Thus, turning a roll of aluminum foil into a fencing foil (or vice versa) can be done reliably, or a garden hose can be easily converted to a pair of garden hoes (or a pair of silk stockings, aka "hose"), and changing a horde of fire ants into a hoard of paperclips is reasonably likely to work. Results in cases involving compound constructions have been inconsistent; an attempt to change a sailboat into a gravy boat failed utterly, but turning chocolate chips into potato chips (and vice versa) has usually worked.
Evidence is unclear as to whether the power involves matter-manipulation, translocation/substitution, or some combination of both. Some successful episodes strongly argue for a substitutionary element, as for instance turning a stag beetle into a Volkswagen Beetle, a ladies' wig (i.e. "hair") into a live hare, or a large uncut diamond into a baseball diamond (don't ask). There is some evidence that the force behind the transformations is sensitive to comic effect -- an effort to fend off an incoming ocean wave once resulted in the appearance of a WAVE officer attached to a nearby naval base. (On the list of things to try someday: turning a Sherman tank into a scuba tank, turning a brass bracelet (i.e. "band") into a brass marching band.)
December 29 2013, 01:56:24 UTC 3 years ago
Strengths- able to read (and re-read) lots and lots of books.
Weakness- buying all those books gets expensive, so a free one would be appreciated.
December 29 2013, 06:45:50 UTC 3 years ago Edited: December 29 2013, 07:44:38 UTC
I'd be called Egress.
The ability to open Doors and have them come out the other side of Other Doors.
So when you boil it all down, all doors are essentially the same, they exist as an idea of a portal, the concept of a transition, to move from one place to another. They are not just a physical construct. As such, there's no real metaphysical difference between this door here, and the door in a Tibetan 3rd year Classroom.
The downsides of which is that the less Doorish it is, the less it has been used and imprinted as a door, the harder it is to access. So the main entrance to a shopping mall, that opens and closes thousands of times a day, that thousands of people see and know as a door, is easy to use (but also much more conspicuous) while a brand new door in a freshly made government research lab, or a basement door in an abandoned shack in the middle of the mountain range is much harder to get to and from, because they do not really know or have forgotten that they are a door respectively. Windows can be doors, but they usually don't know it so well. Archways can be doors too, if that's what people think of them as, but generally a solid wooden frame with a handle is the easiest type of door to use
Also, there are a lot of doors, more every day, and its harder and harder to keep track of which ones most easily lead to where (some doors are much more closely linked than others, and the harder the door I'm trying to open is, the more likely I will need to open it from more specific other doors)
As to combat applications of that power, well, aside from the ability to flee quite rapidly, if required to fight, well there are plenty of doors to dangerous things. They are usually not so often opened (but the people that maintain them are very aware of their door-status) but if need be, there's always the option of opening a door that on the other side is, say, the outer hatch of the international space station, or the airlock of a nuclear containment pool....
or, of course, the oval office. Adversaries may find themselves quite distracted if they chase me through a McDonalds Bathroom, and find themselves surrounded by confused and heavily armed secret service agents.
December 29 2013, 11:23:09 UTC 3 years ago
Well, I would love to have the ability of telekinesis coz I think it would prove really useful. Imagine being able to hurl things twice or thrice your weight over a great distance! That would be the strengths I guess. Weakness would have to be...being only able to move objects that are within my eye contact. Meaning that if my eye is not them, I'm not able to move it.
December 29 2013, 11:25:40 UTC 3 years ago
December 29 2013, 12:48:47 UTC 3 years ago
My superpower is the ability to send anyone to sleep for a length of time of my determination, complete with pleasant dreams. This disarms my enemy, and reuvenates them so they're more likely to play nicely next time.
December 29 2013, 15:33:15 UTC 3 years ago
You may think this is a crappy power, but it's contagious.
When I call an evil-doer 'hey you' he forgets his own name, forgets the names of his henchmen, forgets the name of his super-weapon,
Then the evil doer and henchmen get into a fight, and I win by default.
The downside of this power is glaringly obvious.
December 29 2013, 16:36:12 UTC 3 years ago
December 29 2013, 17:49:46 UTC 3 years ago
That's how Marketing lost track of me. It's easy, if you are a seemingly weak girl who never disobeys, whose mind seems to always be just a little foggy, to tongue the pills and mimic what they want. After all, you would never do something so foolish as break away from the mold. The strength of will it takes to manage a tornado from a distance so that no innocent bystanders are harmed is immense; fog is fickle and burns off in the sun--holding it in one place against wind and sun takes a strength no one pays attention to until it's too late. Snowstorms in the height of summer can only mean trouble. Before my eighteenth birthday, I executed my plan to escape--a supervillain attacked, and I completely exhausted myself, and slept like the dead for three days…during which time the JSPSE buried me. The flooding that night was thought to be completely unrelated; the fact that the cemetery was the worst affected was a tragic and macabre coincidence. The fact that no one thought to check my coffin was a mistake. I made my way out of the wreckage and travelled for seven years under the radar until I reached Austin: a city that averages 300 days of sunshine a year; I've been happier here than I have been for the entirety of my life up until I moved into my apartment.
December 29 2013, 21:00:50 UTC 3 years ago
My super power is that whenever I say "shave and a haircut," the person/s of my choosing must say "two bits." This momentary distraction is sometimes all that is needed to distract the villain. The weakness in this power is that the person is only distracted for a few seconds.
December 29 2013, 21:49:09 UTC 3 years ago
My life got a lot more interesting when it turned out that my power worked both ways. I could make my teammates stronger, or faster, or whatever-er... but when the chips were down, in a superpowered slugfest I probably shouldn't have been in in the first place, I found out that I could also de-hance a superpowered enemy. And believe you me, when a villain who's spent most of his/her career depending on their ability to breathe fire, or turn speeding bullets into marshmallow, or something, suddenly has to depend on their wits and fists, they generally realize the error of their ways pretty darn quickly.
December 29 2013, 23:12:35 UTC 3 years ago
My superpower is that I am capable of silence and/or grace unless I am trying to be either of those two things. If I trip on the top step of a flight of stairs on my own pantleg in 4-inch heels? I can manage to arrest my fall, not spill a drop of my opened drink, and catch my glasses as they fly off my face. If I'm trying to be silent? Every step will make noise, there will be something in my way that I will step on/run into, etc.. Sadly not terribly useful, but vastly entertaining to all those around....
December 30 2013, 01:29:09 UTC 3 years ago
I am he who knows what you want, and can get it for you, always, if you pay the right price. I am the forgotten toy that enriched your childhood, still in the attic, miraculously unsullied by cobweb or dust, and still thinking of you. I am the shadow that knows what secrets lurk in the hearts of Man. I am the sudden craving that blots out the need for self-importance, for love, for security, even for survival itself. I am the real boy hidden within puppets, and the long dark night of Londo Molari. I can change tears into laughter, and the other way around. Those who die unfulfilled have my name on their lips, and those who die fulfilled see my face clearly for the first time, and say, in wonder, "It was YOU all along!"
You want me on your side.
December 30 2013, 04:09:22 UTC 3 years ago
December 30 2013, 04:24:58 UTC 3 years ago
It's strength is knowledge. Seriously, I have forgotten so many random facts in order to cram more random facts in.
It's weakness is well... it's not a combat power. You have to work to make it useful. And it makes for a very, very expensive (either in money spent on books or in time spent in libraries or, right now, on both) reading habit.
December 30 2013, 13:55:50 UTC 3 years ago
Naturally, this is most useful if someone needs a floatation device, an ice chest, or needs oddly-shaped corner pieces to safely mail items in boxes. It can also be useful if things need to be hidden under huge piles of Packing Peanuts. If someone is already in a box or room I might be able to contain them (at least for a time) by filling the box with solid pieces (the expanding foam version). But unfortunately, many villians would be outside when first encountered. That is why I seek out my natural crimefighting partner, Static Cling Girl.....
Weaknesses? Styrofoam is INHERENTLY weak. But if the villians are driving a getaway car, to have the entire inside filled with styrofoam could make them blind, and even unable to move their limbs for a time. Or perhaps the air intake for the engine suddenly is clogged and the engine dies. If they are strong enough to break through the styrofoam (perhaps smashing open their car doors or windows), they will leave a trail of bits of styrofoam wherever they travel (it's almost impossible to get rid of it all).
December 30 2013, 22:46:50 UTC 3 years ago
Oh, and also not being very good with time: for example, not remembering before starting this comment that the deadline was almost three hours ago.
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