Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
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Happy birthday to my puffy boy: Thomas is three.

Today is Thomas's third birthday, making him irrevocably, and in even the eyes of the most generous vet, a cat. He does not believe this. He thinks he's still the world's most super-sized kitten, as evidenced by the way he draped across my shoulder and attacked my braid this morning. He is goofy, insouciant, and utterly shameless, willing to flop and trill in the most undignified manner if it means he gets a little extra attention.

He is perfect.

When I first brought him home, he was all legs and tail and mischief, and could easily fit in my backpack. Now he is legs and tail and mischief and mass, heavy enough that picking him up is something to be considered carefully before it is done. The small orange stripes on his muzzle give him a permanent Cheshire grin, a smile with a cat attached. I can't imagine life without him.

So happy birthday to my puffy boy, to the first boy-cat I've had since my beloved Seymour died when I was fourteen. You are the best of brats, and I shall love you always, and all I ask is that you live forever. Okay?

Okay.
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docpockets

July 15 2013, 21:46:03 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  July 15 2013, 22:10:18 UTC

Happy Birthday to Thomas. Has he reached his projected record breaking length yet?
Nope. He continues to expand.
If you figure out a way to make him live forever, please let me know so I can make my cats live forever as well. Happy, happy birthday to your boycat Yeti.
I absolutely will.
Awwww
He is good and terrible.
Happy birthday to Thomas, and may he live forever! He sounds wonderful.
One of the best cats I have ever known.
D'awwwww. Someday I hope to meet him.
And may he live forever. We're still reeling from losing Stucco last week, and poor Virgil has had to step up his game as the last of our boy cats.
You lost Stucco? Oh, honey, I'm so very sorry to hear that. :(

Much love.

oneminutemonkey

3 years ago

seanan_mcguire

3 years ago

Happy Birthday Thomas!

(Is he ready to eat Rhode Island yet? :) )

dewline

July 16 2013, 01:54:24 UTC 3 years ago Edited:  July 16 2013, 01:54:44 UTC

As if certain versions of Metropolis didn't have enough troubles?!?

seanan_mcguire

3 years ago

Happy Birthday to Thomas! May he have many more.
Agreed.
Hoppy Birdy, Thomas!
Thomas would very much like a hoppy birdie. To consume.
Daww, he sounds adorable.

Thanks for giving him exactly the kind of loving home he obviously deserved.
He is absolutely loved.
~happy-birthday pettins for Catzilla~
Thanks!

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Extra large kitties are still kitties.

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Happy birthday Thomas (and many many more) =)
<3
Many happy returns of the day.
Thank you!
Happy birthday, fluffy kitty!
He had a good one.

melissajm

3 years ago

seanan_mcguire

3 years ago

Happy Birthday Thomas!

I am still getting over losing my Sweetie in June. 14 year old cat I'd had 9.5 years.
Oh, honey, I am sorry to hear that.
Happy birthday, Thomas.

(And oh, your music choice... How fitting that, unintentional though it may have been, it was his first and last performance on the show.)
Yeah.

Breaks my heart.
Happy birthday to Thomas!
Thanks!
All hail birthday cat!
Birthday cat accepts your allegiance.
The two girl kitten Maine Coons at this residence wish to congratulate Thomas on becoming a Cat! Huzzah!

-- Fiona & Ash
Hello, girl kittens!
Happy Birthday, Thomas! Happy Un-Birthday, Alice and Lilly!
Hee yes good.

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The cats don't care, as long as they get scritches.
Congratulations to you both on making it this far together!
Thanks!

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Oh, I know.
And a happy birthday to Thomas from my Maine Coon monster Bucky, who is now 8 years old and the biggest cat I have ever had the pleasure of being owned by.

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This is him with his sister Callista who is a grumpy senior kitty of almost 15.
Oh my goodness the contrast in size is amazing! *chuckle*

dharawal

3 years ago

dewline

3 years ago

dharawal

3 years ago

seanan_mcguire

3 years ago

dharawal

3 years ago

Happy Birthday, Thomas Cat! May your life be filled with catnip, and things that make crinkly noises, and warm and cool places to nap, as you please!

Before we go wishing for him to live forever, though... some cats, especially males (even neutered), don't ever quite stop growing throughout their lives. My Loki, an orange-striped alley cat from the shelter, lived to be almost 17, and by that time he was 22 inches from tail-root to nose-tip. Not fat - quite proportionate, except for a little bit of a "sporran" as he reached middle age - just a BIG DAMN CAT. We had to give him one of those shallow under-the-bed storage boxes with the lid off, to use as a litter box; he couldn't get all four feet and his business end inside a "jumbo" litter box from the pet store.

So let's wish for all of Thomas' nine lives to be infinite, but that he stop growing before he's big enough to eat any of the other cats :-)

I would be down with Thomas growing up to be Battle Cat.

acelightning

3 years ago

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