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Get your geek on: a GEEKOMANCY giveaway!

I am a total geek. I have never tried to conceal my geekiness, choosing instead to embrace it for the wonderful thing that it is. Without my geeky pastimes, I wouldn't have the same friends, the same toys...the same life. I don't define myself by my geeky passions, but I can't pretend that they haven't defined me throughout my existence. Much like a bonsai is shaped by wire and scissors, I have been shaped by the X-Men and horror movies and roleplaying games and mythology, and I like me this way.

All things considered, it's probably not a surprise that when I was offered the chance to blurb Michael Underwood's Geekomancy, I said "sure, why not." A magic system based on and powered by the geeky joys that run my universe? Yes, please. And to no one's shock or amazement, I adored it. It's fun, it's peppy, it's about people I recognize, because they're the kind of people I voluntarily surround myself with every day of my life. The sequel, Celebromancy, came out recently, and is even more fun.

But here's the thing: these books are e-only, which means they miss out on bookstore browsers and surprise eyes, and too many of the awesome geeky people I know haven't encountered them or had the opportunity to give them a try. So I asked Michael's editor if I could do an e-book giveaway for the first book, to get people hooked on the series, and he said sure (after he finished blinking at me a great deal). And so I now present...

SEANAN GIVES AWAY SOMEONE ELSE'S BOOKS FOR A CHANGE!

This giveaway is for three electronic copies of Geekomancy by Michael Underwood. The limitations:

1. You will need to get the book through a specific channel (the publisher's website), because what I have are download codes.
2. The book is not going to be "Kindle ready," and may not be transferable onto a Kindle without evil magic.

To enter, leave a comment with your geekiest moment. No geek is too great! I, and the Random Number Generator, will select three winners on Friday, June 28th. Open to US residents only (sorry), please leave your comment on the entry itself; comments on comments will not be eligible to win.

Game on!
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Me? I have lots of geeky moments. The current one is producing a burlesque show inspired by the works of Neil Gaiman. Here's a safe-for-work photo of one of the acts.
Does buying drinks for Jimmy Doohan count?
I got my manager at work to read The Newsflesh Triology.

acelightning

June 25 2013, 10:17:28 UTC 4 years ago Edited:  June 25 2013, 10:18:45 UTC

Large-scale geekiness:

My husband's a programmer; I'm not any sort of computer professional, just a technophile, technician, tinkerer, and lifelong science fiction lover. My husband is a member of the Association for Computing Machinery, or ACM. He hardly ever goes to the monthly meetings, but on one occasion the speaker was announced to be Bill Cheswick, whose book on how to build a hacker-proof firewall had just come out. My husband was interested, because part of what he was working on at the time involved a firewall. Cheswick is also known for creating a map of the internet, which interested me, so I asked my husband to bring me along as his guest.

Cheswick talked about the material in his book, using his laptop to show a PowerPoint presentation. He then digressed, talking about a graphics program he was working on that would help people visualize complicated objects. When he asked for questions, I stood up and asked him if his program could be animated, so the user could rotate the object in various directions (I used the word "grok" in the question, without conscious intent). He said, "That's a very good question! In order to answer it, I have to bring up the program..." He closed Windows and attempted to boot his machine into Linux, and the first attempt failed; I said "Hey, I crashed the presenter!", and he laughed. He demonstrated his project, and took a number of other questions. Then he said, "I brought along a few internet maps with me. They're for sale, but you" (pointing a rolled-up map at me) "asked the most interesting question, so I'll give you one." It's hanging on the wall beside me right now :-)


Small-scale geekiness:

My computer's name is NCC-1701-X
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The geek moment I remember most fondly is going to see the Yu-Gi-Oh: Bonds Beyond Time movie (in 3D). Do you think I, as a thirtysomething woman, was out of place at a movie aimed at young boys? No, every other person in that theater was a teens-and-up female. We had like a mini-con in that theater, showing off our decks and debating our favorite aspects of the show and squeeing over our favorite characters. Most fun ever. :D
My kids have a favorite Doctor, know all the words to all the songs in the Buffy musical, call The Neverending Story, "the bestest movie in the history of moviedom" and don't understand why graphic novels have lower AR points. I may not be the ubergeek, but I'm pretty sure I'm doing geek parenting right.
Jesu christi, the S&S website is so mind-bogglingly evasive about exactly what format their ebooks come in @_@

Geekiest moment... hard to say. My life description pretty much alternates between "holy shit that's boring" and "holy shit is that person for real". Oh, but baby geekery is always cute, right? When I was thirteen or fourteen, something like that, I snuck out of bed at 5 AM during summer break to 1) copy a computer game onto a USB drive so I could play it on the laptop, whose wireless connection didn't require a confiscateable network adapter, 2) copy it onto a CD so I could sneak it to my friends without them having to download it officially and get caught by their equally strict parents, and of course 3) play the game.
(NB: This is NOT my geeky moment, and I am NOT entering the giveaway, as I've already purchased and thoroughly enjoyed the book! This is just in the spirit of sharing something that's fairly representative of my circle of geekfriends, all of whom I'm amazingly lucky to know.)

At SDCC a couple of years ago, my awesometastic friend Priscilla Spencer (herself the right-hand person of Jim Butcher, beta reader to Jim and Our Illustrious Hostess Here, mapmaker extraordinaire for a rapidly growing number of amazing fantasy series and generally spiffy person) was dressed as the Maeve character from Jim's DRESDEN FILES books... and anyone who doesn't know Priscilla is blown away by her OMGINCREDIBLE cosplay work, so it was a helluva costume. She was waiting in line for Nathan Fillion's signing with Jim and Cam Banks (who is an author, RPG godking and all-around killa Kiwi). Fillion spied her, his eyes grew wide (we've ALL seen that look on him)... and HE asked to have a picture taken with HER. So she passed her armloads of stuff to Jim and Cam and sidled up to Fillion for said picture on HIS phone.

Recap: Imagine yourself. Biggest geekfest in the world. In the company of two geek idols, at the signing for perhaps one of the biggest geek idols. Said biggest geek idol wants a pic with YOU, so you hand your swag to the aforementioned geek idols while pic is taken. GEEK DIVINITY ACHIEVED.
1967: As a second-grader, I convince the Catholic school librarian to get Heinlein juveniles in the stacks.
1983: I program my Tandy Micro-10 computer to teach my 3 -year-old daughter math. (1+1=? correct answer gave fireworks!) There's a picture somewhere; I should scan it someday.
2008: At our wedding, the husband & I cut our cake (supposed to look like a castle, with dragon toppers) with a bat'leth. We're still playing an on-again, off-again game of Warhammer (Fantasy, not 40K) that's been going for 20 years. And the entire family, even the daughters who hate science fiction and tech stuff, are all rabid Doctor Who fans.

Between 1983 & 2008? I worked as a programmer, help desk person, computer technician, QA tester, and anything in between. I wrote my first Web page in 1994, with Notepad. I got CompTIA certified back in the 90s, and taught A+ classes to displaced auto workers. I was the first woman hired in the IT department of a bunch of places, including the State of Ohio's Lottery division. And a million other geeky things I can't remember, because I AM a geek. Not a nerd. There's a difference - nerds wear their pocket protectors even after work.
I painted my bedroom a shade of blue that coordinates with my original (theatrical re-release) one-sheet of The Empire Strikes Back and both of my original (one theatrical re-release, one non-theatrical release) one-sheets for Return of the Jedi = all of which are proudly framed and displayed.
Buried my best friend's ashes in a Twilight Sparkle plushy. Solemnly ate flowers over the grave. Shakespeare was quoted, his memorial video included a TMBG song, and we made an origami raptor puppet to film the Grr Arrgh bit from Buffy against memorial text for the ending, using the version from the musical soundtrack. It was a wholesale celebration of our shared geekiness. It was comforting, and I have no doubt he'd have been pleased by every silly moment of it.
I play DnD game with a 1/2 and 1/2 ratio guys to gals. One day my girlfriend and I were walking into a gaming store to buy some more DnD stuff and the male clerk said with an air of awe and reverence, "So you're the females who play DnD!"
Geeky, hmmm?

In 4th grade, I went to a con dressed as close as I could manage to the Fourth Doctor. My sister helped me acquire costume parts.

I met Mercedes Lackey through an MMO, and ended up gophering for her and Larry Dixon at Baycon 2010 (as they'd missed 2009 due to illness). In fact, I stood in for Larry at his art table while he attended a panel on raptors. Lee Moyer christened me "stunt Larry."

Yeah. That's the best I can do. :D
I have a couple of geeky moments to share, and both involve pi. Please take me out of contention for the e-books, though, because I don't have an e-book reader.

The first happened at one of the malls here in Louisville. One of the Catholic high schools had an informational exhibit this one day, and one of the girls manning the exhibit (presumably one of the school's students) was holding a sign that said "Ask Me."

I went up to her and asked, "Do you know the value of pi to 35 decimal places?" I got blank stares from the girl holding the sign, and another girl who was standing nearby. After a couple of seconds, I said, "It's 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288." The blank stares turned more than a little goggle-eyed as I walked away.

The second happened a couple of years earlier, at Wonderfest, a modeling convention held here in Louisville. One of the guests that year was Marta Kristen of Lost In Space, and she was accompanied by the webmaster of her website. During a conversation with them, the song "Jenny (867-5309)" came up, and I mentioned how the chorus could be used as a mnemonic for memorizing pi, and I proceeded to demonstrate by singing, "Three point one four one five nine, two six five three five eight nine . . . " I then mentioned another mnemonic for memorizing pi: "How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics." Count the letters in each word, and you have the value of pi to 14 decimal places -- 3.14159265358979.

The webmaster just looked at me and said, "I hand my geek crown over to you."
I made these!

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My geekiest moment was when we were driving across the country & planned our route with a major detour, so we could visit the site of Captain James T. Kirk's future birthplace :)
Geekiest moment... huh...

Well, there was one time that I dressed up as Sora from Kingdom Hearts and met up with two different Doctors in front of a TARDIS that was giving the victory sign. (Yes, I do have a picture to prove it)
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Probably in college when I ducked out early from the Goth-themed sci-fi org senior banquet - that I was running, as the highest-rank officer who was not a senior - to go to opening night of "X-2." I was thrilled the opening scene was playing "Dies Irae" on repeat (music geek) so I sang along under my breath the whole way through as my roommate slouched lower in her chair and pretended not to know me.
My geekiest moment was probably at Dragon*Con, parked in the noisiest part of the convention, waiting in line for Charlaine Harris's autograph, reading Rosemary and Rue. And I got through several chapters that way. There were several remarks by passersby that it must be a good book.
I have a few moments. Preschool, I grew up on Atari (beginning stages of Geekhood). We had three of them, and at least a dozen games including Turtle Graphics. Elementary school, 3rd and 4th grade: refused to take my rainbow scarf (vaguely similar to Doctor Who's but it was close enough for me) each and every day of school regardless if it was 98 degrees with 95% humidity (near Houston, TX). Junior High, while at the Texas Renaissance Festival, getting singled out by a guy that looked like Conan the Barbarian and hearing, "little girl with child bearing hips. Wise to cover hips with sweater." And my parents have it on video, it's the gift that keeps on giving. High School, I played Deanna Troy in a 'Host Your Own Murder Mystery' party and let me tell you, I was behind it all (the mystery) and I worked it! College, two warrants out for my arrest for overdue library books. I kid you not. College bonus round, Captain Harris (or rather G.W. Bailey that played Harris on the Police Academy Movies) got rid of a college parking ticket for me. He was a really nice guy. Parenthood, I apparently got convinced by my ex husband to name our son after an old Dungeons and Dragons role playing character (the same name my ex goes by while doing Amtgard for the last 15+ years.) And as an added bonus, my husband and I attend usually two Renaissance festivals a year in full costume; I am usually a fairy and my husband the Goblin King (he especially loves to walk up to another goblin and give them, "+1 and landwalk abilities" and "Baaaa" at the Scots). We have a contest each time to see who gets the most random strangers taking pictures of us.
My geekiest moment: having a (mostly) friendly DC-versus-Marvel shouting match in a public hallway. I'm DC, he's Marvel. We're throwing characters, teams, storylines, writers, you name it, at each other in a quest for definitive proof our superhero comics universe is better.

Then he yells, "Green Lantern!"

And I go, "Is a DC character, I win."

Him, mouth opening and closing like a fish: "But . . . wait, no . . ."

Me, decisive: "Founding member of the Justice League, I WIN!"

Then I got to shout "I WIN YOU NAMED A DC CHARACTER I WIN!" as I spun on my heel and strode away down the hall.
It was 1997 or so and I was at the shared house of a sort-of ex boyfriend... we dated in grad school and had both ended up in silicon valley. Some of his roommates and their friends were getting together to watch Star Trek DS9 and he invited me because he knew I was a fan. They lived in Palo Alto, and the group was silicon valley engineers and people I thought were deep in the geek culture. I was mistaken. The episode was "Rocks and Shoals." (I remember because it has my all time favorite Trek line "I'm willing to bet that you've brought one of those famed Starfleet engineers who can turn rocks into replicators.") None of them had followed the storyline in DS9 and couldn't figure out what was going on in this episode. Well, I launched into a full history and got a lot of blank looks, then giggles and sidelong glances. I was never invited to another of their get-togethers. Glad I wasn't... but that boy was cute.
I got a coconut from two members of the Python troupe at a US-premiere-showing of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". I imagine they were a bit startled when the five-year-old marched out of the theater and straight up to them to claim one from their pile...
In the realm of Lord of the Rings fanfiction: I am attempting to construct a canon-compatible non-racist non-essentialist sympathetic history for the Easterlings including a sympathetic canon-compatible portrayal of Orcs between the Last Alliance and the War of the Ring, when they were largely (almost entirely) without leadership of the Great Evil kind. It's more of a series of geeky moments, really.
When I was in the Navy and stationed at NAS Meridian, Mississippi, back in 1982, when I was put on CDO duty and had to stay at the wing hangar, I spent my time writing a 200 question Star Trek trivia quiz for Houstoncon (aka The Con of Wrath) on a computer that used 8" floppies.

I won't talk about greeting Walter Koenig in my tropical whites and how I reminded him that I used to be the counter person at McDonalds to whom he'd know to go to get his Sunday morning breakfasts for almost a year (oops!, I just did!).
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