Thanks to the great generosity of two anonymous fans, I have two more copies of Velveteen vs. The Junior Super Patriots to send out into the world! For great justice! In an effort to keep things simple, we're going to do a random number drawing. So to enter...
1. Leave a comment on this post. 2. Identify your country of origin.
...and that's all. In this case, "identify your country of origin" is so I know if I need customs forms. The giveaway is open to all, and as this giveaway is being sponsored by wonderful, generous people, international postage is already covered.
I will select two winners on Friday, December 21st. I cannot guarantee that books will be mailed before Christmas, but I will try.
I was thinking of reading Harry Potter too XD But there probably will be other books that more family members want to read simultaneously. Or other things. Or... wait, you can also look through envelopes then :O You can read ALL THE LETTERS.... And... You can read other important documents other people are trying to hide... Uh-oh.... Don't let anyone know, the FBI or some other security agency will take you away then! You'd be dangerous because you can just see important secrets through the paper (well, don't print important secrets on paper then? But noooo...).
Wow, my useless power is getting more and more versatile! Maybe I should start packing to move to Oregon...
...aaaaand it occurs to me that all these comments could throw off the random number generator, so we should probably stop. Or delete. Or both.
This message will self destruct.
Edit: ...as soon as I make sure that self-destructing this message will make things less complicated instead of more. Because it may create Phantom Numbers for the generator to deal with for all I know.
Maybe it doesn't matter for the random number generator. But if necessary I can delete my messages too :) Maybe if one of our messages is selected, Seanan can just count onwards from your first message to the next commenter.
December 18 2012, 10:48:29 UTC 4 years ago
December 18 2012, 10:52:16 UTC 4 years ago
But there probably will be other books that more family members want to read simultaneously. Or other things. Or... wait, you can also look through envelopes then :O You can read ALL THE LETTERS.... And... You can read other important documents other people are trying to hide...
Uh-oh.... Don't let anyone know, the FBI or some other security agency will take you away then! You'd be dangerous because you can just see important secrets through the paper (well, don't print important secrets on paper then? But noooo...).
December 18 2012, 11:00:37 UTC 4 years ago Edited: December 18 2012, 11:08:47 UTC
...aaaaand it occurs to me that all these comments could throw off the random number generator, so we should probably stop. Or delete. Or both.
This message will self destruct.
Edit: ...as soon as I make sure that self-destructing this message will make things less complicated instead of more. Because it may create Phantom Numbers for the generator to deal with for all I know.
December 18 2012, 11:12:15 UTC 4 years ago
Maybe it doesn't matter for the random number generator. But if necessary I can delete my messages too :)
Maybe if one of our messages is selected, Seanan can just count onwards from your first message to the next commenter.