"A is for apple, and aleph, and the antiquity, and Anne, who kissed you once, when you were young and still believed in miracles," said the paper, as Peter wept.
I'd like to hear something from the one where the teenage witch accidentally animated every Barbie doll in a thirty mile radius right after her parents announced their divorce.
Unicorns, seen up close, were less "beautiful, mysterious beings of childhood wonder," and more "deformed goats that won't stop shoving their noses into your crotch."
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2. Verity and May have a girl's night out.
December 10 2012, 20:58:28 UTC 4 years ago
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December 10 2012, 21:01:26 UTC 4 years ago
Poor, poor Peter. We never did find out what happened to him. He just disappeared to the north and was never heard from again.
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December 12 2012, 04:38:42 UTC 4 years ago
His vacation had been going fine until somebody mistook him for part of the Star Wars show.
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December 11 2012, 06:43:37 UTC 4 years ago
*giggles*
*snorts*
*gasps*
<3!!!
Thank you so much!!!
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December 6 2012, 19:13:40 UTC 4 years ago
But alas, this is in reverse, and I have nothing to add.
December 7 2012, 19:01:38 UTC 4 years ago
or
"Oh, bother," said Pooh, as the zombies approached.
December 10 2012, 03:49:49 UTC 4 years ago
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Your imaginary friend growing up is your mother's murdered sister.
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