Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: geeky
  • Music: Bridgit Mendler, "Ready or Not."

Derby girls unite!

I'm working on an InCryptid-universe novella called "Bad Dream Girl," about Antimony and roller derby. And I need derby names!

So here's your chance. Suggest your best, wildest roller derby names, following these simple rules. The best derby names will appear in the story, giving you bragging rights. The rules:

1. Avoid profanity.
2. Sexual and violent innuendo is cool, "kill them all" is not.
3. Do not intentionally use the name of an existing derby girl.

I'm looking for terrible puns and bad jokes in name form. There is a database of roller derby names; I'm not using it both because it's extensive enough to have become extremely tortured, and because I'd like some believable variety. So come on. Help a girl out, and take to the track with Antimony and her team.

Game on!
Tags: incryptid, party games, requesting things, roller derby
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tsgeisel

November 2 2012, 05:27:54 UTC 4 years ago Edited:  November 2 2012, 05:31:35 UTC

GaGa Binks, Holly Lulyah, Janeathon E [1], Enola Bi [2], Silent Springfield, Nothing Tooloose [3], Special Kaylee, Euphe Mism, Frances N Furter, Janet Vice.

But, really, I had me at GaGa Binks.

[1] Reference to the original (and only, really) Rollerball movie.
[2] I had "Ebola Gay" first, but not enough people would likely get it, and there's no time to explain...
[3] or "Toulouse", if you don't mind people not understanding the French aspect

Edited for spelling and additions.

seanan_mcguire

December 13 2012, 16:04:59 UTC 4 years ago

AWESOME.