Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: geeky
  • Music: Bridgit Mendler, "Ready or Not."

Derby girls unite!

I'm working on an InCryptid-universe novella called "Bad Dream Girl," about Antimony and roller derby. And I need derby names!

So here's your chance. Suggest your best, wildest roller derby names, following these simple rules. The best derby names will appear in the story, giving you bragging rights. The rules:

1. Avoid profanity.
2. Sexual and violent innuendo is cool, "kill them all" is not.
3. Do not intentionally use the name of an existing derby girl.

I'm looking for terrible puns and bad jokes in name form. There is a database of roller derby names; I'm not using it both because it's extensive enough to have become extremely tortured, and because I'd like some believable variety. So come on. Help a girl out, and take to the track with Antimony and her team.

Game on!
Tags: incryptid, party games, requesting things, roller derby
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semperfiona

November 1 2012, 13:23:27 UTC 4 years ago Edited:  November 1 2012, 13:23:47 UTC

I give you the list of possible names I had come up with back in '07 when I was going to join a roller derby team. Never did, sadly, because reasons, but maybe some of these can live on in a different context.

Terror Incognita
Anna Thema
Abby Omination
Hoosier Mama
Rhoda Haz(z)ard
Belle Dagger
Anne Omaly
Sarah Bellum
Georgina Bushwhacker
Lola Rider
Lola Blow
Myra Kill
Polka Dottie
Ruth Less
Red Scare
Scary Nation
Mercy Less
Polly Glott
Cammie Kaze
Sara Desert
Sherry Bomb
Rose Madder
Penny Dreadful

Abandon Hope
Joy Fullslaughter
Anvil Lynn/Anne Villain
Devil Rae
Myrtle Bitch
Ms. B. Gotten

seanan_mcguire

December 13 2012, 15:55:16 UTC 4 years ago

Lovely.