Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: geeky
  • Music: Was Not Was, 'Walk the Dinosaur.'

"That's why you're not allowed to have a lawn."

Kate has a standing rule that I am not allowed to own anything which has appeared on the BBC show Primeval, wherein cute British scientists chase dinosaurs that have emerged into the present day through holes in the fabric of space and time. I think this proves that Kate is mean to me. Everyone else thinks this proves that Kate is a very smart woman who deserves a higher pay grade.

Last week's episode (which we watched last night) featured a saber-toothed tiger rampaging through an amusement park. This made me happy. This made Kate leery of my inevitable demand for one of my own. Finally...

"Can I--"
"No."
"But--"
"No."
"But--"
"Is it on this show? If it's on this show, you can't have it."

I attempted logic:

"They have grass on this show."

I should not attempt to use logic against Kate:

"And that's why you're not allowed to have a lawn."

Kate and her mighty hammer of logic: all that saves the world from dinosaur devastation on a daily basis. You can thank her later. And remember, she does take bribes.
Tags: dino dance party, kate, too much tv
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  • 32 comments

tigertoy

October 10 2008, 19:24:40 UTC 8 years ago

Kate is being mean. You should totally have a saber-toothed tiger. When your army of zombies is laying waste to California, everyone will say, "Kate, if you'd just let her have her saber-toothed tiger it would have kept her busy and she wouldn't have started making zombies."

seanan_mcguire

October 14 2008, 00:54:07 UTC 8 years ago

What about the zombie saber-toothed tigers?