Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
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From A to Z in the InCryptid Alphabet: O.

O is for OREAD.

What do you call a silica-based life form that looks exactly like a human being? No, seriously. This isn't a joke; what do you call it? Well, if you're Verity Price, you call it "Marcy," and you let it take the difficult tables during the lunch shift.

The evolution of oreads is heavily debated among cryptozoological circles, as they really do seem to be silica-based, rather than carbon-based, although dissections are somewhat hampered by the need to use a rock hammer. Modern laser technology may help clear up some of the many, many linger questions, as soon as someone with the desire to dissect an oread learns how to use a laser, and gets hold of a dead oread (not easy).

Oreads appear all over the world, but are commonly named from the Greek, simply because those were the first ones most Western cryptozoologists encountered. They have human-level intelligence, and will generally self-identify as the common name for their race.

Some people regard oreads as a bit slow. They're not. They just don't see any reason to hurry things for you.
Tags: discount armageddon, incryptid
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I just bought both Westward Weird and River last night and sat in the parking lot to read your stories because I couldn't wait until I got home to do so. And I picked up Human for a Day last week when I was at Barnes & Noble ordering the other two. They assured me that Discount Armageddon is on their to-be-stocked list, so I will make a point of buying it as soon as it comes out.

I hope this isn't a stupid question (or worse, something I should have found in the FAQ), but -- I paid for a B&N "membership," which means I get 10% off on purchases for a year. Does it hurt your numbers if I use that discount when I buy your books? I am entirely willing to pay full price for them if that's helpful.
Not at all. The bookstore can discount as much as it likes, and my royalties remain the same unless things have gone into remainder.
Yay! Thank you.