Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
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From A to Z in the InCryptid Alphabet: D.

D is for DRAGON PRINCESSES.

They're gorgeous. Curvy pin-up girls with big blue eyes and long golden hair, soft and round and smiling like they have a secret. And they do have a secret. They're not human. A symbiotic cryptid race, the dragon princesses were once the caretakers and companions of the great dragons, before the Covenant of St. George wiped them all out. The dragon princesses have endured the loss of their masters, and now live amongst the humans, concealed by their similarities, forever separated by their differences.

If that cute blonde barrista at the Starbucks downtown puts gold dust in her mocha or sets herself on fire during her break, there's a good chance that she's a dragon princess. Be nice to her. She's been through a lot.
Tags: discount armageddon, incryptid
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knittingwoman

February 11 2012, 23:29:38 UTC 5 years ago

would it? according to the fancy grocery store in my town they use real gold on some of the pastries, I can't see why it wouldn't work on coffee too:)

fadedbluejeans

February 12 2012, 10:42:10 UTC 5 years ago

Pure gold is totally edible. So says my mama the professional cake decorator. And gold dust wouldn't likely be any grittier than cinnamon, or at least sprinkles, surely.

seanan_mcguire

February 13 2012, 19:17:03 UTC 5 years ago

Awesome!