Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
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Comfort food is allowed to be weird.

Take four slices of bread, two tomatoes, ketchup, A-1 steak sauce (original), black pepper, and granulated garlic. Instructions are per sandwich.

Apply ketchup to the bread, thoroughly. I mean, you want to just goop it on there like you were trying to use it as a hair gel substitute in a high school production of Grease. Once your bread is all ketchup-ed up, apply A-1 sauce. Just puddle it on one piece of bread, and then stick the bread together to spread it.

Put the black pepper on one slice of bread. Put the granulated garlic on the other slice of bread.

Slice a tomato as thinly as possible, and stack on one slice of bread. Close the sandwich. Repeat with the second sandwich. Now eat as quickly as possible, as your condiments have already begun to consume the bread.

Does not travel well.
Tags: food, oh the humanity
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talithakalago

October 3 2008, 02:01:18 UTC 8 years ago

I dislike lots of weird stuff other people love. Like cake.

Every birthday I disapoint someone by not wanting the cake they get me.

seanan_mcguire

October 4 2008, 06:25:35 UTC 8 years ago

Kate doesn't eat frosting; I prefer frosting to cake. We make a happy pair at cake time.

talithakalago

October 5 2008, 00:00:01 UTC 8 years ago

That's a very good working agreement right there. Grin.

Sometimes I like other people's cake... other people's food always tastes better because it's STOLEN.

seanan_mcguire

October 6 2008, 18:35:18 UTC 8 years ago

Absolutely. Theft tastes like victory.