Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: hungry
  • Music: Seanan McGuire, 'Snapshots.'

Comfort food is allowed to be weird.

Take four slices of bread, two tomatoes, ketchup, A-1 steak sauce (original), black pepper, and granulated garlic. Instructions are per sandwich.

Apply ketchup to the bread, thoroughly. I mean, you want to just goop it on there like you were trying to use it as a hair gel substitute in a high school production of Grease. Once your bread is all ketchup-ed up, apply A-1 sauce. Just puddle it on one piece of bread, and then stick the bread together to spread it.

Put the black pepper on one slice of bread. Put the granulated garlic on the other slice of bread.

Slice a tomato as thinly as possible, and stack on one slice of bread. Close the sandwich. Repeat with the second sandwich. Now eat as quickly as possible, as your condiments have already begun to consume the bread.

Does not travel well.
Tags: food, oh the humanity
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talithakalago

October 1 2008, 00:36:44 UTC 8 years ago

My mother is allergic to cheese, so when we have dinner together I taunt her with cheese and she taunts me with chocolate.

mariadkins

October 1 2008, 00:38:01 UTC 8 years ago

I can't have fish, shellfish, or seafood. So my 18 year old will call me and say, "mmmm Mommy I'm eating shrimp. And it's so good. [chomp chomp chomp] There that bite was for you. mmmm"

talithakalago

October 1 2008, 00:40:57 UTC 8 years ago

That's just mean!

mariadkins

October 1 2008, 00:51:26 UTC 8 years ago

I keep telling him that. ROFL