These are things I really, really like: studying viruses. Horror movies. Collecting weird old knives I bought at flea markets. Monster High dolls. X-Men comics. Candy corn. My Little Ponies. Talking about dead stuff. Snakes. Octopi. Coyotes. Watching television.
These are things I really, really dislike: sports. Serious romances, the kind where someone gets hit by a car or catches a wasting disease and I wind up sobbing into my ice cream. Shopping for shoes. Bratz dolls. High heels on small children. Coconut. Mango. Bell peppers. Going to the dentist. Dishes. Leeches. Clowns. Most shoes that are considered "fashionable." Watching the news.
Now here's the thing. None of the things I like are inherently better or morally superior to the things I dislike. Nor is the opposite true. My little sister loves shoes (although we both hate and fear clowns). Her room is a shrine to shoes. She finds the fact that I own between two and four pairs of shoes at any given time faintly horrifying, although not as horrifying as the fact that I wear them until they are literally falling apart before I'm willing to break down and buy more. If my sister and I were asked to give a one-to-five ranking to the same shoe store, you'd see one of the two following combinations:
Seanan: "This store carried one style of shoe! It was so easy! 5 of 5 stars!"
Seanan's sister: "This store had no selection and no style. 1 of 5 stars."
...or...
Seanan: "Oh Great Pumpkin it was huge and confusing and I was there for hours and I HATED IT. 0 of 5 stars."
Seanan's sister: "So many shoes! So many styles! Best shoe store ever! 5 of 5 stars."
It's the same store in both cases. It's not changing to suit our rankings. It's either a store that sells one kind of functional shoe (my ideal), or a great many kinds of fashionable shoe (her ideal). The problem is that we wandered into the wrong stores, and our current critical dialogue only seems to have two settings: "it was good" and "it was bad." "It wasn't right for me" is nowhere in the equation, and that's sort of a problem for me.
What does "3 of 5 stars" mean, anyway?
Also—and this is, I fear, unfixable, because the internet is big, and we're all coming from different social and educational backgrounds—we have no common understanding of what "good" means. For me, ranking something 3 of 5 should mean "it was good, I liked it, I will keep the book/may watch the movie again/enjoyed the meal." For some others, ranking something 3 of 5 means "it failed in every substantial way, but the words didn't slide off the page when I shook it, so I guess I may as well give it something."
For some people, 1 of 5 means "it wasn't available in the exact format and language I wanted it to be in, exactly when I wanted it," or "the main character didn't get with the guy I liked in the last chapter, so even though I liked the rest of the book, it sucks." It means too much sex, too little sex, and, in the case of one review that made me want to throw the website across the room, not enough rape (thankfully, this review was not of one of my books). For others, anything below 4 of 5 means "this book is not worth my time."
This lack of standards is why I had to stop keeping up my Goodreads page. I found myself giving inflated scores to everything, because I had no way of explaining that from me, 3 of 5 was a really good rating, and I didn't want to be the one who hurt the ranking of a book I really loved. When I realized I was giving dishonest 4s and 5s, I walked away. It wasn't fair...and yet, giving 3s, when most people seem to view anything below an aggregate 4 as a bad book, also seemed unfair. I had given up context for convenience, and that didn't work for me at all.
The problem with "it's not for me" becoming "it's not for you."
"I bet you'd love to criticize that, wouldn't you, you critics! But you can't."
"It's not for you."
—Penny Arcade.*
One of the issues with saying "I don't like a numeric rating system, it's too arbitrary because it doesn't tell you anything about the people spitting out the numbers" is that sometimes, people hear that as "you can't criticize this because I didn't write it for you." That's bull. I can criticize my sister's taste in shoe shops as much as I want, and I can tell you for a fact that they didn't build that shoe store for me, or for the other people like me in this world. They built it for her, and for the people like her. And yet, at the same time...
There's a book I really love called Parasite Rex: Inside the Bizarre World of Nature's Most Dangerous Creatures. The word "gross" is used in the cover text of the edition I have, several times. The cover shows a super-magnified blood-sucking mite, staring at you, thinking about whether you might have some blood available for sucking. It is not a book that drapes itself in pastel colors and tries to trick you into thinking it's about unicorns. And if you go and read the reviews on the various numeric review sites (Amazon, Goodreads, etc.), the low reviews are almost universally going either "it was icky" or "it was full of science and also icky."
It's a book about parasites, written by a scientist, as part of a popular science series. If you don't like a) parasites, b) being a little grossed out in the pursuit of knowledge, and c) science, it's sadly a fair bet that this book? Isn't for you. Even if you're a critic, it's not for you. It's for the people who like parasites, being a little grossed out, and learning about science. Does this mean you can't criticize it? No. But it does mean that I wish there were some option for saying "this book was not my cup of tea, I made a mistake when I picked it up" that was not "1 of 5 stars icky book is icky."
Why book bloggers counter this trend.
Part of why I love book bloggers is the meatiness of their reviews, even the terse ones. When someone says "I didn't like this book, 1 of 5," they follow it up with a substantial why. They let me see their love of shoes, dislike of bell peppers, and love of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They show me their biases, and by doing so, their review becomes relevant to me. Yes, even when it's of one of my own books, and even when it's negative. Because nothing in this world is perfect for absolutely everyone. Some of the best reviews I've read, of both my own books and the books of others, have been negative. It's seeing why that matters, and seeing what else the reviewer has listed in their like/dislike column.
Because that's the other thing: a lot of the time "it's not my cup of tea" becomes "I won't give bad reviews, and you shouldn't, either." When I see a horror movie that's a bad horror movie, I say so. I just don't review it the way I would review a comedy, just like I don't review a comedy the way I would review a musical. I would never call Glee a bad show because people break randomly into song—it's a musical! But I've been calling some episodes bad episodes, because the character choices don't make sense, and the entire current season is based around something that isn't supported by the show's canon. If something is bad, say so. But we need to say why it's bad...and admit that sometimes, the problem isn't the thing we're reviewing, it's us.
I do think we need to remember that "this isn't my thing" is a column on the good/bad metric. I am currently slogging through—and yes, I mean that—the latest Stephen King novel, 11/22/63. If you know my tastes at all, you know that he's my favorite author. I'd read his laundry list. And that's why I'm still reading this book, rather than chucking it across the room. It's a time travel story about trying to prevent the JFK assassination, and I. Don't. Care. That happened so long before I was born that I can't imagine what the world would be like if JFK hadn't died, and thus basing an entire doorstop of a novel around trying to keep him alive just doesn't do it for me. Is it a good book? Objectively, it's written with the same style and skill that King brings to all his books. All the reviews I can find are fantastic.
And I still don't care. This book is a good book. It is well-written and well-researched. It is not for me. Something I love very much—maybe even something I've written—probably isn't for you. And that's okay.
It'd be a boring world if we were all of us the same.
(*Yes, I love supporting my points with old Penny Arcade strips. Around here, that's just how we roll.)
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November 21 2011, 18:55:13 UTC 5 years ago
That said, I'm kind of in love with collaborative filtering systems -- where a large number of consumers give numerical reviews to a large number of things they can make judgments about -- and the system then compares their ratings to other people who have rated other things, adjusts/weights other people's ratings based on the comparison, and can then hand back expected ratings of things the person is heretofore unfamiliar with.
The thing is, at least theoretically, a well written collaborative filtering system should be able to deal with both of the major issues with numerical ratings. People who generally like big fancy shoe stores will have their ratings largely ignored when compared against people who generally like small practical shoe stores, while people who like the same kind of shoe stores will have greater weight. People who have the same basic shape of ratings but generally rate lower can have their ratings increased when trying to calculate an "expected" rating, while the same thing can happen in reverse for people who generally rate higher (obviously, you've got compression at the top and bottom, as someone who gives a "5" for both "I liked it and would read it again" and "this was the best book I ever read, and I'm going to make a blog extolling the properties of this book" is going to have less info in their ratings than someone who rates one of those a 3 and the other a 5, but it can still extract what info is available). In theory (I don't know if there are any collaborative filtering algorithms that do this, but hey, science!), it can even extract differences across categories -- so someone who usually rated high fantasy books similarly to how I rated them but had completely varying views of horror would have a better weight with respect to me for fantasy than horror.
Of course, even this doesn't save stuff if your ratings are inconsistent -- but such a system rewards consistent ratings. (also, there's no reason in such a system to ever show an individual person's ratings to anyone except that person; it's pretty useless to anyone else!)
So...in terms of rating individual views, numeric ratings are actively harmful while detailed analysis from a good reviewer can be really useful -- but in aggregate, with good statistics (and good statistics that favor the subjective views of the reader), I think they can be really useful.
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I recently found out about review sites, and spent an interesting afternoon reading about places I knew. And I found that, no matter how much I liked a place, someone will have given it a one-star rating. The diner where I've eaten breakfast every Saturday for thirty-something years got one star from someone because they wouldn't customize his home fries. I take bad review with many grains of salt.
I think the only thing I'd ever give one star -- and maybe shave off two or three points -- is Armageddon. (In the entire movie, they got one thing right -- the Moon has less gravity than the Earth. But asteroids have a nice comfortable 1g.)
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I find writing reviews (properly, I mean, with the intent to be fair) helps crystallise one's own preferences - which then means one spends less time reading (and rating) things which aren't one's cup of tea. (F'rex, finally nailing down a bad review to: 'I didn't enjoy this because actually I just don't really enjoy YA stories' has meant I now know to check (when people recommend me things) whether a book is YA before I buy it. Had I not been writing it down and trying to put my finger on it, I would never have made the connection).
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November 21 2011, 19:28:03 UTC 5 years ago
I dislike narrowing it all down to numbers or letters. I wish Netflix had half-star options, so I could give things 2 1/2 stars to say that while it was an okay movie, I neither liked nor disliked it, it left me kind of "meh." Instead of the rather more definitely "liked" or "disliked". :>
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November 21 2011, 19:46:22 UTC 5 years ago
I started writing book reviews mostly to enhance my own reading experience by forcing me to put into words something intelligible about what I was reading. If other people read and comment on what I have to say, that's just an extra side dish of Awesome.
I'm pretty careful to explain what I think the book means and what struck me as great or not so great about it. I don't think I've ever given out stars. I agree with you--stars don't help people evaluate whether they'd feel the same way about the book as the reviewer does.
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Ominous!
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Ever seen Mystery Science Theater's "Here Comes the Circus"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnyvA2pd
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November 21 2011, 22:16:49 UTC 5 years ago
But that would require watching myself as much as the work, and really it's just too much work.
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November 21 2011, 22:54:35 UTC 5 years ago
First, I agree with jslinder that your overall point holds in other spheres. I recently had a really serious example of this. I needed hospital treament and was asked to rate my pain on a ranking system. Because I had personally, in the past, suffered something even more life-threatening, I didn't go for the 'top' ranking, and as a result got a misdiagnosis - temporary but terrifying and potentially lethal. So general understanding of how ranking works is important - very very important.
Secondly, you have made me think seriously about coming out of my f'locked closet (my LJ got hacked and I am paranoid) and doing more reviews - I usually only do them for friends and then I don't rank anything, just 'unpack' the book for them. But I do rank things in my own notes/lists for my own benefit.
*5 is fabulous (within its genre) and I will say why because mindless squee is as unhelpful to the reader as mindless denigration
*4 is great with the odd flaw
*3 is good but unmemorable and I have to re-read the start and end before reviewing it to see what on earth it was about
*2 has lots of flaws which I consider carefully
*1 is dire but I actually got to the end.
*0 is for if I had to give up, or just skim
(Incidentally October rates a consistent 5).
There is huge gap in my head between 2 and 1 or 0.
Finally, the coconut problem is not solved. I wants some!!
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I use the categories but not the numbers on LJ. The thing I like about number systems, so long as they're accompanied by a brief explanation AND a relatively meaty review, is that it helps me rank how the reader liked one book over another. When it's just a category, or when the review isn't very meaty, it's hard to tell what the reviewer thought, and I always want something quick and easy to look at to give me some idea of what someone thought in the end.
That said, I know when I see a "bad" rating but I'm curious about the book, I read to find out why the reviewer found it bad. If it's legit, like characters don't make sense, or not legit, which is someone ranting and raving about crap that doesn't matter. And when I give ratings, I always try to make sure people know it's how I felt about the book, and I always try to think of who might like the book better than I so I can recommend it to them. :)
At any rate, not sure I'm making sense, but I'm throwing my two cents out there anyway. :)
November 23 2011, 15:47:00 UTC 5 years ago
This actually winds up frustrating me more as a reader than as a writer. As a writer, I avoid looking at the star ranking on my own books like I'm afraid of being slapped. As a reader, I see the low scores on my favorite books, and I just want to shake people.
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November 22 2011, 01:20:43 UTC 5 years ago
It can be interesting watching what people value in a novel: I tried a few books by a very popular genre author and was utterly perplexed at her popularity. The plots were predictable, the pacing was atrocious, and the dramatis personae were two-dimensional stock characters. I asked a friend about it, and she pointed out that a lot of people loved the books for the world-building, which was excellent. I don't feel the positive differential between this author's world-building and the average makes up for the negative diferential for all those other metrics, but apparantly a lot of people disagree with me. And I'm perfectly happy to have that discussion, but there's no way it could be summed up by a numbered rating system.
November 23 2011, 15:47:33 UTC 5 years ago
The numbers sometimes limit the discussion, and that strikes me as bad (and normally, I'm nuts for numbers).
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I got a NASTY message from someone basically telling me I was wrong to complain about the things I did. ("It's called mood lighting" - okay, I didn't say it was a little dark. I said it was SO DARK I couldn't identify my server when she was two tables away, which really sucked because she was not good at checking on us and I needed to flag her down umpty zillion times during the meal. There's a difference between "mood lighting" and "oops, we should have lights?")
November 23 2011, 15:47:50 UTC 5 years ago
Idiots.
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November 22 2011, 01:34:59 UTC 5 years ago
Hmmm. I wonder if I'm just having the alt. history heeebie jeebies about things in my own lifetime? Is unsure.
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Where it will be "Based on the 20 items you liked, here's a 21st item for you to consider" as opposed to "Based on the one item you liked, here another 20 for you to consider."
November 22 2011, 02:38:26 UTC 5 years ago
I'll have gotten something perfectly reasonable, and then they will throw the weirdest stuff at me because of it.
I find myself wondering whether it is totally random.
(Like the college roommate questionaries, which I am convinced are all just for LOLs while they go ahead and match people at random.)
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November 22 2011, 02:49:40 UTC 5 years ago
Rating systems are, by and large, nonsense, I agree. Articulating what works and what doesn't, what works for me and what doesn't, and why - that's the challenge, and that's what I like to see in other critics' work, too.
It's also worth doing right.
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November 22 2011, 02:53:03 UTC 5 years ago
And I don't like bell peppers either. Shoes, though. . .
November 28 2011, 19:17:13 UTC 5 years ago
If we have dinner together, I shan't cook bell peppers, you shan't cook shoes?
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