Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: scared
  • Music: Counting Crows, "Murder of One."

Oh sweet Great Pumpkin cats are hard on the heart.

Thomas can open doors.

Thomas has been able to open doors for a while now.

Thomas has never previously opened the front door. So this was new.

I got up to get ready for bed and discovered the front door of the house standing open, and an utter absence of cats. This, naturally, triggered INSTANT HYSTERIA, and lots of frenzied cat-calling, which probably frightened the neighbors.

Lilly came immediately, looking faintly ashamed of herself, and limping slightly. Thomas was in the yard, sniffing things, and came when called. I closed the door and turned to inspect Lilly's paw...during which pause Thomas OPENED THE DOOR again and let himself back outside.

I retrieved Thomas, called my mother, put on trousers, went outside, locked the door, and began searching the neighborhood for Alice. I found her halfway down the block, investigating someone's garden. I got her to come by clanging a can of wet food with a fork. She's mad now because she didn't get treats. I'm mad because, well. ESCAPING ISN'T COOL. Poor Vixy got me calling her in hysterics, wailing about how they got out.

All three cats are fine and uninjured. I cannot sleep. I have notified work that I'm going to be in late tomorrow, because there's no way I'm sleeping in the next hour. And from now on, the front door is locked even when I'm in the house.

Stupid cats.
Tags: alice, cats, freaking out, lilly, thomas
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setauuta

June 23 2011, 22:40:57 UTC 6 years ago

Good Lord, that's scary! I will admit, we made sure that when we moved into our current apartment, we made sure all the doors had knobs, not handles - we don't trust the DamnCat (in the icon) not to open them. Now he just body-checks the doors until they give in - it's only worked on the bathroom door so far (and let me tell you, THAT'S a treat, to be in the shower and suddenly have 20 pounds of black cat jumping up on the shower door).

Either way, I'm glad you found them all, unharmed.

seanan_mcguire

June 24 2011, 14:59:20 UTC 6 years ago

I just leave the bathroom door open. No sense fighting.