Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
seanan_mcguire
  • Mood: scared
  • Music: Counting Crows, "Murder of One."

Oh sweet Great Pumpkin cats are hard on the heart.

Thomas can open doors.

Thomas has been able to open doors for a while now.

Thomas has never previously opened the front door. So this was new.

I got up to get ready for bed and discovered the front door of the house standing open, and an utter absence of cats. This, naturally, triggered INSTANT HYSTERIA, and lots of frenzied cat-calling, which probably frightened the neighbors.

Lilly came immediately, looking faintly ashamed of herself, and limping slightly. Thomas was in the yard, sniffing things, and came when called. I closed the door and turned to inspect Lilly's paw...during which pause Thomas OPENED THE DOOR again and let himself back outside.

I retrieved Thomas, called my mother, put on trousers, went outside, locked the door, and began searching the neighborhood for Alice. I found her halfway down the block, investigating someone's garden. I got her to come by clanging a can of wet food with a fork. She's mad now because she didn't get treats. I'm mad because, well. ESCAPING ISN'T COOL. Poor Vixy got me calling her in hysterics, wailing about how they got out.

All three cats are fine and uninjured. I cannot sleep. I have notified work that I'm going to be in late tomorrow, because there's no way I'm sleeping in the next hour. And from now on, the front door is locked even when I'm in the house.

Stupid cats.
Tags: alice, cats, freaking out, lilly, thomas
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June 23 2011, 11:36:36 UTC 6 years ago

Stupid cats? I'd say Smart cats. I'm sorry they scared you to death I really am. But no four legged creature in the house here is smart enough to open any outside door from inside. They all swing in which helps. Rupert (the new dog) and Rose are quite happy to open them from the other side to get in, and let the cats out that way. That's not cool, but we're usually with them when they are outside. Princess (the siamese) seems to think the outside is just a big happy place built just for her. No one else seems to care. For which I am thankful.

Hope you feel better, you have beautiful smart intelligent cats, I'm glad mine aren't as smart. Really.

seanan_mcguire

June 23 2011, 13:38:33 UTC 6 years ago

They're smart and lovely and idiots who don't understand the outside will eat them up.