It had taken six of the Valium pills John kept hidden at the back of the medicine cabinet, but Alexander Kellis was finally ready. He checked the knot on his rope one more time. It was good; it would hold. Maybe it wasn't elegant, but he didn't deserve elegant, did he? He destroyed the world. Children would curse his name for generations, assuming there were any generations yet to come. John was gone, forever. It was over.
"I'll see you soon, sweetheart," he whispered, and stepped off the edge of his desk. No one would find his body for weeks. If he reanimated, he starved without harming anyone. Alexander Kellis never harmed anyone.
Not on purpose.
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Please return to your homes. Please remain calm. This is not a drill. If you have been infected, please contact authorities immediately. If you have not been infected, please remain calm. This is not a drill. Please return to your homes...
When will you Rise?
May 27 2011, 16:31:50 UTC 6 years ago
May 27 2011, 16:39:08 UTC 6 years ago
May 27 2011, 17:27:55 UTC 6 years ago
Kodiak bear zombies...
Hell, deer.
A few years ago I was eating in a diner and overheard a conversation between 2 wildlife managers in Douglas Country OR talking about the elk population in the county: it was over 200,000. that's about twice the human population at the time. and elk are big...
Reindeer in Lapland...
May 27 2011, 17:44:22 UTC 6 years ago
Sometimes, in the 3-4 deer per person range (those years they give out more hunting permits).
Zombie Deer are kinda scary.
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