REMINDER: Big-ass party tomorrow in San Francisco!
People of Earth, consider this your final warning: The Traveling Circus and Snake-Handling Show will be descending on Borderlands Books tomorrow, from six to nine in the evening. There will be cupcakes from Cups and Cakes Bakery, including the famous (or infamous) Mad Tea Party cupcakes originally conceived for the Emilie Autumn concert. (Chai cake, ginger buttercream, and strawberry jam.) We will endeavor not to eat them all before you get there, but it's gonna be hard.
There will be no actual snakes.
This iteration of the Circus includes Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff, who have never joined us for this particular madness, and are going to go a long way toward rocking the proverbial house. We'll have a raffle, a Q&A period, book signings, and all the random cheering you can stomach. There may even be some random dancing. Do you hear me? RANDOM DANCING!!!!
Come help us celebrate the release of Late Eclipses, and my first appearance on the New York Times bestseller list. If you can't attend, remember that you can order signed and inscribed copies of any of my books from Borderlands, and they'll be happy to hook you up.
Too far, too far, the walrus said, and cast a look askance (I Am The Walrus, as John Lennon wrote later). So I can not, will not, can not, will not, shall not join the dance.[1]
But y'all have fun anyway, y'hear?
[1] This is my brain. This is my brain on fatigue poisons, the effects of which I noticed a long time ago having a suspicious[2] resemblance to being drunk. What's so bad about being drunk? Ask a glass of water...
[2] To a Mind Such As Mine all things are suspicious.
(They were in one of my dreams last night, I don't think it was the dream which was actually about zombies, that was earlier. Then they -- Jeff and Maya, not the zombies -- morphed into Bill and Gretchen Roper, which is an interesting trick. I have interesting dreams sometimes...)
excited
March 18 2011, 15:30:22 UTC 6 years ago
But y'all have fun anyway, y'hear?
[1] This is my brain. This is my brain on fatigue poisons, the effects of which I noticed a long time ago having a suspicious[2] resemblance to being drunk. What's so bad about being drunk? Ask a glass of water...
[2] To a Mind Such As Mine all things are suspicious.
March 22 2011, 15:13:44 UTC 6 years ago
March 22 2011, 15:28:36 UTC 6 years ago
(They were in one of my dreams last night, I don't think it was the dream which was actually about zombies, that was earlier. Then they -- Jeff and Maya, not the zombies -- morphed into Bill and Gretchen Roper, which is an interesting trick. I have interesting dreams sometimes...)