Some people have asked me why, exactly, they should spend their hard-earned dollars on my books, rather than on all the other lovely things they could be spending their dollars on. So I am here to present you with three excellent reasons why you should buy my books. Take two. They're small.
Reason #1:
Reason #2:
Reason #3:
Buy my books so I can continue to feed the furry monsters that sleep with their many, many sharp kitten-teeth only inches from my tender flesh. (That's Lilly, Alice, and Thomas, in order. It's actually an older picture of Alice, but she was so damn cute that I couldn't resist.)
Three days!
March 10 2011, 15:37:05 UTC 6 years ago
That is all.
March 10 2011, 16:04:39 UTC 6 years ago
I was just kind of interested that she hadn't heard of it, and then she was all "MUST!!".