Some people have asked me why, exactly, they should spend their hard-earned dollars on my books, rather than on all the other lovely things they could be spending their dollars on. So I am here to present you with three excellent reasons why you should buy my books. Take two. They're small.
Reason #1:
Reason #2:
Reason #3:
Buy my books so I can continue to feed the furry monsters that sleep with their many, many sharp kitten-teeth only inches from my tender flesh. (That's Lilly, Alice, and Thomas, in order. It's actually an older picture of Alice, but she was so damn cute that I couldn't resist.)
Three days!
February 26 2011, 22:53:12 UTC 6 years ago
I'm sorry, but Alice and Thomas hardly qualify as Small.
But all three cats are adorable, lovely and definitely worth feeding. I not only buy the books, I addicted the daughter. The grandson found Feed on his own, he loves zombies. ;)
February 27 2011, 21:04:19 UTC 6 years ago