Some people have asked me why, exactly, they should spend their hard-earned dollars on my books, rather than on all the other lovely things they could be spending their dollars on. So I am here to present you with three excellent reasons why you should buy my books. Take two. They're small.
Reason #1:
Reason #2:
Reason #3:
Buy my books so I can continue to feed the furry monsters that sleep with their many, many sharp kitten-teeth only inches from my tender flesh. (That's Lilly, Alice, and Thomas, in order. It's actually an older picture of Alice, but she was so damn cute that I couldn't resist.)
Three days!
February 26 2011, 20:28:47 UTC 6 years ago
There is a very good reason number four, that being that the books just keep getting better, and one would miss out on the awesome if one were to not buy it. But there are three days left, not four, so it makes sense you left it off.
February 27 2011, 21:01:15 UTC 6 years ago
Yes, exactly.