A little while ago, Lauren (who designed the fantastic covers for Feed and Deadline) emailed to ask if I might have a parody of "The Night Before Christmas" that related to dead things just, you know. Lying around. I did not. But I did have a history in filk, and access to the original poem. So fifteen or so minutes later, "I do not" became "sure!" and I was able to send Lauren a nice, zombie-filled bit of Christmas fear.
That is incredibly sick and twisted, m'dear. And hillarious. Can't forget 'hillarious'. Laughed muchly and glad the 'rents weren't around to try and read over my shoulder (staying w/ them; long story).
Someone just gave me a book called "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies" - so far my favorite line is "Deck the halls with parts of Wally, fa la la la la la la la"
Ooh, wonderfully twisted. I hadn't thought of Santa as a vampire before, but it makes a certain amount of sense. I think I may have to include copies of this in my brothers' Christmas gifts.
I hereby dedicate Weird Al's Christmas at Ground Zero to you, because the mental image of a crowd of zombies standing on a moonlit-lawn keeps coming to mind any time I think about the song.
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop, Or Jack Frost on your windowsill. But if someone's climbing down your chimney, You'd better load your gun and shoot to kill.
It's Christmas at Ground Zero, And if the radiation level's okay, I'll go out with you, And see all the new mutations on New Year's Day
Nothing says 'Christmas' like death, destruction, and post-apocolyptic mayhem. ;D
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This is a compliment.
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Oh, and "creatively deranged" describes you perfectly. :-)
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Also, that could totally count as an Advent story if you wanted it to. *grin*
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I love this so much. :D :D :D
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Vincent Price
Stephen King
Mira Grant
Robert Rodriguez
George Romero
But who does Jessie refer to?
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And then I come home to this.
Clearly, the universe smiles on me
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Yes, it does.
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You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop,
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill.
But if someone's climbing down your chimney,
You'd better load your gun and shoot to kill.
It's Christmas at Ground Zero,
And if the radiation level's okay,
I'll go out with you,
And see all the new mutations on New Year's Day
Nothing says 'Christmas' like death, destruction, and post-apocolyptic mayhem. ;D
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