My proofreaders are special, yo.
So here, for your enlightenment, is the cussin', as listed by Brooke, who is insane.
A CHILD'S GARDEN OF ROYAL FAE SWEARING
Swearing by Oberon:
In Oberon's name (Rosemary and Rue)
Oberon's bones (R&R)
Oberon's blessed balls (A Local Habitation)
Oberon's blood (R&R, An Artificial Night)
Oberon's teeth (ALH, AAN)
Sweet Oberon (Late Eclipses)
Oberon's hairy balls (LE)
Oberon's honor (LE)
Oberon's ass (LE, The Brightest Fell)
Oberon's balls (R&R, ALH, AAN, LE)
Swearing by Titania:
Titania wept (AAN)
Titania's teeth (AAN)
Sweet Titania (AAN, LE, TBF)
Titania's bones (LE)
Titania's rose (LE)
Swearing by Maeve:
Sweet Lady Maeve (RR)
Maeve's tits (ALH,TBF)
In the name of Maeve (AAN)
By the boon of Maeve (AAN)
Maeve's bones (RR, AAN, TBF)
Maeve wept (AAN)
Maeve's tree (LE)
Sweet Maeve (LE)
I swear to Maeve I'll shoot you (LE)
Maeve's teeth (RR, AAN, LE, TBF)
Swearing is fun!
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*He discreetly crosses his legs*
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August 19 2010, 20:40:24 UTC 6 years ago
I was waiting for this one.
It looks like Oberon's salient feature is his balls, and Maeve's is her teeth. Titania is just sweet.
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I'm sure she'd have everyone think that...
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And swearing by the Luidaeg could get you eaten.
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Your Proofreaders are COOL!
August 19 2010, 21:42:31 UTC 6 years ago
This fits in VERY nicely with one of my favorite "Swear" phrases that I can't use in "Polite" company...
"Hydatha's tits on a mule!"
Got it from Mercedes Lackey and her heroine, Kerowyn.
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NOW I have alternatives! >:D
Re: Your Proofreaders are COOL!
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"By the blood on Verra's floor!"
"I don't think I've heard that one."
"No, you wouldn't have."
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I believe I will need to start using some of these as covers when around my toddler... The looks on people's faces when she repeats them could be priceless.
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