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Two-stage ARC giveaway!

It's time for another ARC giveaway here in my weird little corner of the world. This time, it's going to be a two-fer. Specifically, we're having both a contest and a random drawing. If you comment at all, you'll be entered in the random drawing for an ARC of An Artificial Night. If you comment and participate in the contest, you'll be entered both in the random drawing, and in the judged portion of the giveaway. Ready? Awesome.

Suggested by talkstowolves, our contest for today is:

"Design signature cocktails or desserts for major characters/places in the Tobyverse."

What does the Luidaeg drink on a Friday night? What's Toby's favorite way to get wasted? How many virgin cocktails can Quentin down before he reaches legal age? Whip up something intoxicating and put it in the comments for the world to see.

The random drawing will be held Monday, July 12th. Voting on the cocktail/dessert competition* will begin the same day, and continue through July 15th. As no actual drinking is involved, you don't have to be twenty-one to enter, and there are lots of websites happy to help you out.

(*If we receive fewer than five entries, I won't do open judging, and the prize will be awarded based on how much I want to drink your cocktail or eat your pie.)

Game on!
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OK- here's my two cents for the random, and I'll see if I can find a worthy dessert recipe to post later! (After I get home to the books...:) )
Excellent. :)
Not much of a drinker, though Green Tea Muffins strike me as something Lily would enjoy, with some raspberry sauce for dipping.....mmmmmm......

0_o now I'm hungry.
Oops!
Commenting while I try to think up a dessert for Tybalt...
Noted.
Ok, I've come to love my catnip tea...especially with a splash of rum or amaretto. It's not exactly a cocktail, but I'd gladly share with Tybalt!
That's sweet of you.
I maintain that Tybalt would drink a catnip *julep*, not a catnip mojito. I posted one before I realized somebody had already done the other, alas. Juleps are made with BOURBON. Which I can totally see Tybalt drinking. However, conceptually too similar. I cede the ground. I WILL JUST HAVE TO GET CREATIVE!!!!

for Tybalt

Royal Claw, or What to Drink When You have Just Successfully Battled All Challengers to your Position as King of the Cat

1 1/2 oz Scotch (I prefer a blended for mixed drink application, personally. Famous Grouse, perhaps.)

1/2 oz Drambuie

1 ounce Goldschlager (make sure you get the sparkly golden bits!!!)

Contents of 2 valarian root herbal supplement pills, broken and stirred in (note that valerian root relaxes people and makes cats hyper. I, uh also don't recommend mixing booze with valerian root in real life--too many downers. However, Tybalt is immortal, so he can take it. I don't think mint would work as well flavor-wise, given the addition of the goldschlager and it's hot cinnamon profile, which is why I subbed the powdered valerian root here--it doesn't taste excessively minty-like dry, unlike catnip--AND as a special bonus, it has a rather musky smell!)

Serve neat.

Would probably also be excellent dropped into a nice, cool Guinness, rather like a "Christmas Pudding" (that's Drambuie, southern comfort and Guinness. Yum!). I mean, except for the whole "Really, seriously, don't actually mix liquor and valerian root" part.
Oh, NICE.

tikiera

7 years ago

keristor

7 years ago

I'm posting this without reading the comments, so I apologize if it's been done before.

Tybalt Julep
You will need: bourbon, sugar, water, fresh catnip, ice. You may either make a simple sugar/water syrup, or use powdered sugar.


1)Bruise the catnip leaves very lightly to help release the oils.

2)Mix the catnip in with your sugar syrup or a mixture of powdered sugar and water to taste.

3 Put the ice into a collins or highball glass, and pour the sugar/catnip mixture over top.

4) Pour bourbon (three ounces, more or less) over top, serve with straw.

Catnip garnish optional.

Niiiice.
Tybalt's Toblerone Cheesecake

* 1 cup plain chocolate biscuit crumbs
* 1/4 cup ground almonds or other nut meal
* 80g butter, melted
* 1/2 cup thickened cream plus 1/2 cup for topping, extra
* 1/2 cup caster sugar
* 200g TOBLERONE Milk or Dark Chocolate for topping
* 200g TOBLERONE Milk or Dark Chocolate, melted, cooled
* 2x250g blocks PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened


Combine biscuit crumbs, butter and almonds, press into the base of a lightly greased 20cm springform pan. Chill until filling prepared.

Beat PHILADELPHIA and sugar using an electric mixer until smooth. Beat in the melted Toblerone and cream until well combined.

Pour onto the prepared crumb base and refrigerate 2 to 3 hours until set, or overnight (preferably).

TOPPING:

Warm 1/2 cup heavy cream in a double-boiler (do not boil), and add 200g chopped Toblerone. Stir gently until chocolate has melted and the ganache begins to come together.

Continue mixing until all cream and chocolate is incorporated and mixture is smooth.

Pour/spoon over SET cheesecake, chill 2 hours or until required. Top with a few chocolate curls if desired.




The Incapacitated (for those times when alcohol is your weapon-of-choice)

(makes 2 large-4 small - although small kind of defeats the purpose)

2 shots (60ml) Kahlua
2 shots Bailey's
2 shots vodka (vanilla is nice)
2 shots dark Creme de Cacao
2 shots Godiva Chocolate liqueur, or similar
6-8 scoops chocolate, choc-chip ice cream (although any ice cream can be used for variations on the theme - and we have - MY original recipe calls for choc choc-chip)
Heavy cream
Chocolate sauce
Ice
2 chilled brandy balloons or hurricane glasses

Place 1-2 handfuls of ice in blender; measure (no need for absolute precision) over spirits and liqueurs. Splash in some heavy cream and top with ice cream, in small scoops.

Blend very well. Drizzle chocolate sauce around the inside of the glasses; pour in blended drink. Serve with powdered or flaked chocolate on top and a long straw.

Tasty, but will definitely incapacitate in a hurry.
NOM!

phoenixsansfyr

7 years ago

After Tybalt's had a long day, its only fair he gets a chance to unwind with a nice desert and a drink.

Tuna-Caviar Parfait
1 cup heavy cream
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1 tablespoon tuna water
1 cup uncooked tuna, chilled
1/4 cup caviar eggs
Fresh catnip for garnish
Combine cream, sugar and tuna water. Whip. Fold in tuna and caviar.
Alternate tuna-cream and catnip in layers in parfait glasses.


Brandy Milk Punch
2 oz brandy
1 cup whole milk
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 tsp nutmeg
Shake brandy, milk, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve.
P.S. This is not meant to be a bribe. If, this desert recipe wins, my wife and I will make Tuna-Caviar Parfait and give it to our cat, Risu. We will tape this and post it on Youtube. Again, this is not a bribe.
I can see Evening making this for visitors... it's decadent and easy. It's also a cross between a cocktail and dessert.

1 lg package instant chocolate pudding
1 c milk
3/4 c vodka
1/4 c kahlua

Mix with a blender until firm. Pour into mousse dishes and chill. Garnish with raspberries and serve.
You can also use chocolate milk instead of plain milk.
This are a comment.

(Sorry; we've been moving all week in 100-degree weather. I am waaaaaay too fried to play the cocktail game. :( )
Is okay.
Here's my entry for the random drawing. Hopefully I can come up with something good for the contest :)
It's worth trying!
Home doesn't have a signature drink as such, because the ingredients vary as much as the collection of sullen, partially fae children gathered there. Cheap wine. Vodka that smells suspiciously of rubbing alcohol. A few liters of soda. Extra sugar, to cut the taste. Oranges stolen off an unguarded tree, squeezed in. They'd only go to waste splattered on the street.

It always tastes like freedom.
Oh.

Oh, that's lovely.

tibicina

7 years ago

azurelunatic

7 years ago

vixyish

7 years ago



The October Day(e)

1 mug warm mulled cider
1 shot Meyers Rum
Juice of 1/4 lemon
1 tsp. honey
1/2 tsp. pumpkin pie spice
3 thin slices ginger
Garnish with a cinnamon stick or an orange slice

The Bannick (May I...clean you?)
4 parts prune juice
2 parts vodka
1 part Cointreau
1 part blackberry brandy
Garnished with a blackberry

The Redcap
5 parts beef bouillion
1 part vodka
juice of 1/4 lemon
1 tablespoon tabasco
Worcestershire, ground black pepper & celery salt to taste

The Sylvester
A champagne flute with:
1/2 shot bourbon
1/2 shot pineapple juice
1 thin slice fresh ginger
Fill with champagne

The Rose Goblin
3 parts cream of coconut
1 part vodka
1 part syrup of roses

Shake in a cocktail shaker, serve over ice, garnished with a maraschino cherry with a thorn from the hawthorn tree run through it.

The Rayseline

2 parts Creme de Bananas
1 part Galliano
1 part cranberry juice
1 part pineapple juice
1 part orange juice
1 dash cyanide

Serve over ice. Arrange one of each type of marshmallow from a box of Lucky Charms around the rim of the glass.
Oh, you sooo win, in my opinion. :)
Hm… I think the Luidaeg would like the Brazilian cocktail Caipirinha. It's cachaça and lime. (I know people from Brazil who don't put sugar in it, regardless of what Wikipedia says.)

It's delicious. A bit sweet and citrus with a smooth hard liquor. :)

Cachaça is hard liquor made from sugar cane, specifically the distilled juice. The name actually means "car crash".

As a cultural note, in Brazil, someone can drink as much caipirinha (the cocktail) as they want and they won't be considered an alcoholic, but anybody who enjoys cachaça straight is automatically considered an alcoholic, even if they never get drunk.
Oh, neat!

admnaismith

7 years ago

Sylvester is a fatherly figure so I give him my dad's friday night drink : the "Picon bière" (which according to wikipedia doesn't seem to exist much out of France).

So, for Sylvester :
A beer with some Sirop de Picon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirop_de_Picon) in a classy beer glass.
I forgot, very important : Add a slice of lime.

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

Alas, I am useless in the kitchen, and cannot produce tasty innovation. Nonetheless, here is my Stage One comment. :D
Hee.
OOh, I forgot about The Bannick.

One part Grey Goose vodka. Goose it with everclear. Shake it with crushed ice, and and a twist of cilantro, because it tastes like soap.

AWESOME.
*falls about laughing at the idea that there was ever a possibility of less than five entries*

H'mmmmm. I'm going to have to go away and think about desserts. Possibly something involving spun sugar. All fantastical like.

Hey, sometimes contests I think will go really, really well only get a few entries. I was covering my bases.
For Quentin:

1 Tbsp Vanilla syrup
2 Tbsp Rose syrup
1 Tbsp Blackcurrant syrup
1 Tbsp Pomegranate syrup (or 2 tsp Pomegranate mollases)
Juice of one lime

Stir together in a tall glass, add some ice, then add sparkling water until it's more or less full. Stir again. You should end up with something that looks approximately like watered down dried blood, but it tastes good.
Oh, nice!
I think Toby would be a whiskey drinker. One of the old, peat-flavored varieties.

Or she'd be into Bloody Mary's, but something more exotic, like a Shanghai Mary:

Pint glass of V-8, 1/2 teaspoon of soy sauce, dash of ground toasted schezchuan pepper corns, dash of lemon juice, little bit of garlic salt, tiny bit of sirichi sauce for heat. Garnish with a dilly bean, a stalk of bok choi (cut to celery-like proportions, but with the leafy bit still intact) and two marinated garlic cloves (available in asian grocery stores in the refrigerated section). Add a shot of vodka. The vodka could be plain, pepper vodka, or garlic-infused vodka.


Wot, no girly-girl drinks with an umbrella and a full serving of fruit?

Seems to me Toby's had enough experience having to taste other critters' stale blood on the job that she'd pass on any bloody mary drinks...nonetheless, your kitsune variation looks awesome enough that it might tempt even her...

jenjen4280

7 years ago

seanan_mcguire

7 years ago

This is definitely for feline rather than human taste buds.

Crust:
In a food processor pulse enough tuna flavored kibble to make one and one half cups of crumbs.

In one half cup of melted butter mix in several shakes of kelp powder or flakes.

Add the butter mixture to the kibble crumbs and mix until all crumbs are moist. Pat the crumb mixture into a pie plate until the bottom and sides are evenly coated.

Pie filling:
Blend 8 oz of plain unsweetened yogurt with 8 oz of cream cheese until smooth. Stir in one half cup of chopped clams and two heaping tablespoons of fresh lemon zest. If the mixture is too thick clam juice can be added to thin it. Pour into the pie crust, cover, and put in freezer.

When the filling is frozen, take one half cup of heavy whipping cream, add 1 tablespoon of catnip, and whip until thick. Smooth the mixture over the frozen yogurt as a layer of topping. Garnish with whole kibble and crumbled bleu cheese. Cover and put back in freezer until 15 minutes before serving.

Lola
...yes. Definitely cats only.
Wheatgrass & Copper

1 old (pre 1980s) penny or core of copper wire.
juice of 1 lime
1 shot wheatgrass juice
1 shot vodka
dash grenadine.

Using tongs, heat penny with a gas burner. Let cool. Place in large shooter glass.
Squeeze lime onto penny, let sit while you squeeze the wheatgrass.
Add wheatgrass. Over back of a spoon float 1oz chilled vodka.
Take a soda straw and fill with exactly enough grenadine to match depth of liquid in shooter glass. Place the straw upright in the middle of the glass and holding the grenadine in with your finger on the end. Remove finger and withdraw straw leaving column of 'blood' in the center of the glass.

NOTE: This really will taste bad. Look awesome tho...

Tobyrita

1oz Tequila
1oz Damiana Liquour (you can substitute tripple-sec if you MUST.)
1oz Wheatgrass Juice
juice of 1 lime

1c Sugar
1/4c kosher salt
1/2 tsp copper nitrate (available in the pool supplies section of a hardware store)

In a mortar-and-pestle combine sugar, salt and copper nitrate. Grind until completely mixed.
Take a sidecar glass, wet rim and coat with sugar/salt/copper mix.
Add other ingredients and ice to shaker, shake and pour into glass.

NOTE: Copper Nitrate is TOXIC. If you make it, omit that ingredient. No, really.

Tybalt.

3oz Snappy Tom tomato juice.
1oz juice from tuna can.
pinch of celery salt
dash of angostura bitters
1 oz Skyy vodka
Garnish with catnip chiffonade.

The Luidaeg

1oz Drambuie
1oz dark rum
4oz strong brewed Russian caravan tea.
Add treacle to taste.

Sylvester

2oz Oban single malt Scotch Whiskey over ice in tumbler. Add dash of bitters.

Rayseline

Fill highball glass half full of ice. Add 2oz Absinthe. Fill rest with Collins Mix.
Awesome!
This contest is awesome! *submits comment for drawing, while admiring the abundant, creative harvest the author has inspired*
Hee. Yes.
I was hoping for some inspiration from the Luidaeg's late night Safeway run but 6 pints of gourmet ice cream and a 12 pack of Diet Coke just doesn't go very far. Regardless, and with some assistance from my own late night grocery forays, here goes...

1 pre-made Oreo pie crust(do it from scratch if you're bored or picky)
1 package Jello brand instant chocolate pudding mix
Raspberry preserves
Eater's choice depending on your preference:
1 peppermint wheel or small candy cane, crushed
or
1 snack size Butterfingers bar, chopped
or
1 oz dark chocolate shavings

Spread a thin layer of raspberry preserves in bottom of pie shell. Make pudding according to pie directions on box and fill shell over preserves. Chill to set. Sprinkle topping of choice over pie and slice. Serve with gourmet ice cream. I'd personally probably choose something even more chocolaty and rich like a fudge swirl or brownie but I imagine the Luidaeg choosing something with more contrast like maybe a praline and pecan or the stark simplicity of a vanilla bean cream.

Forgot the rest of my commentary. This is intended to be simple yet sharable. Something you don't feel guilty about making for yourself(as long as you don't eat all the same night!) but aren't ashamed to share when the rare guest comes knocking. No cooking skills required and almost no effort. Preps in 20 minutes or less and _gourmet_ ice cream not withstanding affordable on pretty much any budget.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barely making it in holy shit.

I think that Tybalt would have the following for a dessert. It's nice and simple, creamy but tasty. Perfect for a Cait Sidhe.
Take one banana, starting to get smushy, and put it in a bowl. Smush it with a fork until you have smushy banana paste. Take a carton of half-and-half, and pour it over the banana until you have formed a delicious, delicious lake. Eat with spoon.

Toby strikes me as a chocolate-is-treat kinda person, so I think she'd share with Tybalt, but add chocolate syrup. And maybe they'd both prefer to use Baileys instead of regular cream.
Banana!
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