crankySometimes I have bitchy days. Sometimes I've been woken up repeatedly during the night to arbitrate disagreements between the cats, or it was too hot to sleep, or I have lots of deadlines I need to take care of, or I just have a really painful zit in my ear. Whatever. I am a person, I have a right to the ball, and that ball includes the occasional bitchy day. Sometimes, I am not a happy little bundle of sunshine and zombie puppies, ready to spread my pathogenic joy across the world.
On those days, I tend to stay mostly in my room (or the nearest available equivalent), working industriously on whatever pisses me off the least, and interacting only with people whose response to my being snappy is "Yes, yes, dear, aren't you cute when you try to bite me, here, have a rawhide chew." I don't answer email unless I have to, because it's never nice to take somebody's face off just for asking when the next book is coming out (An Artificial Night, 9/10; Late Eclipses, 3/11; Deadline, 5/11, by the way). At that point, if you pursue me into my hole, well...
The reason I bring this up is that I've seen a tendency to write off female characters who aren't always sweetness, light, and the joy at the end of the sunshine tunnel. Jean Gray may destroy planets, but she does it while baking cookies, while Emma Frost saves the world and sneers. Jean is thus clearly the better heroine, more deserving of love and compassion and all that other wacky stuff. Wolverine, on the other hand, is an unremitting bastard, and that makes him cool. That makes him edgy. Because he's bad, see? He's bad.
I once had a proofreader return a scene from one of the Toby books with the note that Toby was being a real unbearable bitch. I wrote back, and suggested that for every instance of "October Daye," they substitute the male protagonist of their choice (they went with Harry Dresden) before looking at the scene again. The complaint was summarily withdrawn. To which I can only say, seriously, what the hell? Why is it tough and cool and all that other stuff from a male protagonist, but incredibly bitchy and hateful and awful from a female protagonist? Why do we all have to be Pollyanna, all the time?
Now, I am a natural Marilyn Munster, which means that ninety percent of the time, I'm happy and bubbly and ready to slather you in plague-carrying bats. But that doesn't mean that the Wednesday Addams girls are somehow less valid, or less deserving of their own stories. And it doesn't mean I'm not allowed to have a grumpy day once in a while. I'm just not allowed to use my grumpy day as an excuse for immuno-depressant smallpox.
Hmmph.
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June 8 2010, 00:43:08 UTC 7 years ago
That last sentence SO MUCH. The useless milk sop who needs saving and just the pure ineffectiveness and limp-wrist flailing of all the characters included is why I just do not GET the sparkle-vamp series. It's just so many useless characters who have somehow found each other, and now they are "popular" role models. (???!)
Give me a tough, classy, smart woman who knows her boundaries and can say no firmly and knows where to kick bad guys. One who knows when to just walk away from a drama llama, and who knows she's truly capable and that anything she can't handle right away she can eventually figure out, perhaps with help from friends and some solid research. That's the kind of character I look up to.
June 8 2010, 10:01:28 UTC 7 years ago
Vampires should not sparkle and I don't want to read a book full of whiny teen angst. I already suffered through "Harry Potter and the Teenage Angst" and I'm not going there again!
June 14 2010, 15:27:52 UTC 7 years ago Edited: June 14 2010, 15:28:01 UTC