Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
Seanan McGuire
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  • Mood: silly
  • Music: Glee, "Like a Virgin."

Taking the time machine for a spin.

Pop quiz time! Aliens (or mad scientists, or whatever) appear before you with a time machine, and tell you that you get to make two trips backward: one for your own personal gain, and one for the good of all mankind. Each trip can consist of several "hops" (so you can start by traveling back ten years, and then move forward two years, etc.), but can only include one backward hop, and can last for no more than twenty-four hours.

The rules:

1) You can bring anything you want to the past, but you can't leave anything behind. So you can't bring back the polio vaccine and start treating people. It wouldn't work.

2) You can't take anything forward with you, either, except for information. So you could, say, travel back with a copy of a book and a pen, and have the book signed with that pen. Or you could bring a camera and take pictures. But all things must be somehow made from materials you carried with you.

3) You can't get sick in the past, but you could be eaten by a T-Rex. No one native to the time periods you're visiting will notice anything odd about you.

For my personal use, I would pack a bunch of digital cameras, Flip video recorders, and a gene sequencer, and hop back to Messina in 1347. I would then document the Black Death in ten year jumps, with lots of photographs and recordings of people trying to breathe as they fully expressed the virus. And then, when I got back to the present, I would drive the CDC insane...but I would finally know for sure.

For the good of all mankind, I would hop back to the pre-tape losses BBC archives with a tape-to-DVD portable recording rig (and a technician), and get copies of all the missing Doctor Who serials. Upon returning to the present day, I would probably also get knighted.

So what's your personal use? And what's your use for the good of all mankind?
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emberleo

April 23 2010, 07:31:31 UTC 7 years ago

Suitable to my major, I think I'd want to go back (in the requisite order) to meet and/or see what actually DID happen with such figures as Jesus and Buddha and such. I'm not awake enough to make a great list right this instant. At that rate, stopping by and saving certain records, like the Library of Alexandria as many have mentioned, and perhaps other early documents that would make it SO much easier to understand, say, Reconstructing Paganism, or Historicizing Christianity. Shiny?

Is that for humanity or just for me?

For me, I suppose I'd... well, I'd arrange for myself to win so much money in the lottery that I would be able to more than pay back all the people who have been so supportive of me these last years and still continue forward, but that's kind of a given, yeah?

Hmm, if I could go back instead of forward, I'd take a series of hops tracing my family line on my Mom's Dad's side but I don't know where to go back for the sake of following forward, so that doesn't help...

Hmm...

--Ember--

seanan_mcguire

April 23 2010, 14:39:32 UTC 7 years ago

No back, unfortunately. But awesome start!