Part the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 16:48:20 UTC 7 years ago
Always be nice to animals, young people, old people, and honor any strange requests they may make of you, you never know when you may have to retrieve something from somewhere unreachable, or gain esoteric knowledge. Also, always make sure they get invited to life-cycle events, especially weddings and birth ceremonies.
Don't get into arguments about trees and longevity.
October 30 2010, 23:11:42 UTC 6 years ago