Seanan McGuire (seanan_mcguire) wrote,
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Time for another FAQ party!

This one comes in two parts. Part the first: The Toby Daye FAQ is looking a little thin on the ground, with very few questions directly relating to the books themselves. Please give the FAQ a glance, if you get the chance, and propose new questions? I want to get things cleaned up and updated. In, y'know, my copious spare time.

Part the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.

This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.

Sometimes my life is awesome.
Tags: common questions, fairy tale remix, requesting things, silliness, toby daye, website updates
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If your true love is going away or about to do something monumentally stupid, do something weird to him so you'll recognize him in seven years. Jewelry in the hair is a good bet.

Speaking of hair, if you're about to go away or do something monumentally stupid, DON'T put your head in the lap of a fair maiden so she can sing to you and pick nits from your hair, UNLESS she bears a striking resemblance to a)your wife from seven years ago, b)that hot chambermaid your palace just hired, or c)that grumpy grandma-type who gave you some chestnuts last week.

If you're a virgin who's been given the choice of impossible housework OR HORRIBLE DEATH, start crying as soon as you're alone.
All incorporated!