Part the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 16:34:21 UTC 7 years ago
Speaking of hair, if you're about to go away or do something monumentally stupid, DON'T put your head in the lap of a fair maiden so she can sing to you and pick nits from your hair, UNLESS she bears a striking resemblance to a)your wife from seven years ago, b)that hot chambermaid your palace just hired, or c)that grumpy grandma-type who gave you some chestnuts last week.
If you're a virgin who's been given the choice of impossible housework OR HORRIBLE DEATH, start crying as soon as you're alone.
April 6 2010, 16:39:51 UTC 7 years ago