quixoticPart the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 16:11:40 UTC 7 years ago
A: No! Avoid Millponds, rushing waters, singing waters, haunted shores, the river wide, the river narrow, and god forbid, never bathe outdoors where someone might stumble across you. Water is the enemy.
For that matter, if you're a fairy bride with a weird ritual bathing restriction about your husband not being able to see you when you take a bath because you have a serpent's tail or something, get a -really good lock on the bathroom door.-
April 5 2010, 20:31:20 UTC 7 years ago