quixoticPart the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 16:09:39 UTC 7 years ago
I gave this old person some of my lunch and s/he told me that I should go find some other old person and give THEM my lunch, too! WTF?
Somebody expects me to fight or marry a hideous giant but all I have is this stick that somebody gave me or I took from my mother's grave.
I have two siblings and they're both hotter and better off than me, but they went to seek their fortunes and never came back and my parents hate me! Should I go, too?
Help! I'm cursed to do something or be someone else during the night-time, like be a swan or dance until I've worn out my shoes!
April 5 2010, 02:47:27 UTC 7 years ago