Part the second: The Horror Movie Survival FAQ is going to be moving to MiraGrant.com with the launch of the new site. I know, I know, it's a sad day. But it'll fit in better there, and I'll have a lot of really awesome opportunities to update and expand.
This means I need a new "silly" FAQ for my main site...and that's where today comes in. I'm going to do a Fairy Tale and Ballad Survival FAQ. Please propose questions, offer survival tips, whatever comes to mind, and I'll get started from there! Help protect a new generation of children from evil stepmothers, wicked witches, inexplicable beanstalks, and the dangers of gingerbread houses.
Sometimes my life is awesome.
March 25 2010, 16:35:14 UTC 7 years ago
For that matter, don't wear green sleeves. Or green anything, especially kirtles.
If someone stops you and wants to play at riddles, don't. Whether you win or lose you will be in for trouble.
If an attractive member of an appropriate sex invites you to go for a ride, don't. Unless you are seriously interested in losing a hundred years or so.
March 25 2010, 19:06:04 UTC 7 years ago
And the corollary, "Revenge is a dish best served in front of a live audience."